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He's saying I beive I can fly , I belive I can soar! 
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MMB: actually he's saying STFU NOOB! aand something about the sun being very bright today.
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hmmmmmm..., Sesshomaru u sure do complain alot, Ryoko: u complain 2! Lorika:........ 
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He can complain all he wants, he is sesshomaru!!!!!
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I like to burn things. *sitting in a pile of burning old newspapers* Evgeni: *poking pile with hockey stick* 
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there's a lot to complain about. For instance, this is getting on my nerves. *holds up his arm which mmb is clinging to*
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Evgeni: (in russian) i know your pain. (holds up arm which A/67 is clinging to)
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*sees A/67 burning things and trows in math test* No matter what none of you saw that 
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MMB: I asked sesshomaru to eat my homework once. He said no so I burned it in the fire place instead.
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i never had homework, or books. they burned up before i could take them home to work on. so i got sent to military school! ^_^ but i got out. (giggle) Evgeni: O_o (takes a step away from her)
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MMB: I'm homeschooled now, it's much nicer. Sesshomaru even helps me when I can't concentrate. Sesshomaru: yeah, with a whip -smirks-
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I help Evgeni practice for hockey games. with a whip. MOVE EVGENI! WORK THOSE SKATES! (CRACK!) Evgeni: slavedriver. (skating back and fourth on an ice rink)
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maybe he should practice shooting the puck...at the heads of others. I have a willing candidate right here. -holds up an RFG-
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it looks like sesshomaru is saying.."im looking down on you jaken alian from the planet mars"
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You heard the man! SHOOT! *WHACK* (whips him) Evgeni: that really hurts you kno-*WHACK!* >=( (grumble) (starts shooting the puck)
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that must suck!
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Evgeni: she's nicer than my coach, actually. A/67: What can i say, how can i hurt that pretty face ^_^ he's too cute to beat senseless. *WHACK!* Faster! Evgeni: (shooting pucks)
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your couch must really hate you
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couch? yes my couch tried to eat me once and i got stuck in the cushions for HOURS! Evgeni: i think she's talking about my coach. A/67: well, both are hateful beings.
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MMB: I like my couch, it's comfy and smells like sesshomaru because he sleeps on it every night.
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what you kick him outa bed because he pissed you off?
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My couch smells like sweaty russian because Evgeni sits on it after games before he takes a shower. Evgeni: one of these days we have to get a new couch. A/67: It doesn't like you very much ever since you spilled those nachos all over it. Evgeni: i know. (sigh)
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what the hell?
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no, we can't both fit in her bed at once and her couch is more comfortable anyways.
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id you know i relised mutant rats in the unsuspecting world toady?
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Im afraid of my couch. It must be offered sacrifices or it gets angry and tries to eat people. It nearly got me after i spilled a soda on it. (whispers) it hears all...help..me O_O
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have you tried burning it?
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O_O. the couch hears all....(huddles in a corner and stares wearily at the couch)
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...then use long range weapons.
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O_O help...me...(hiding in the shadows sucking thumb and rocking back and fourth)
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8sees rat eating part of couch*
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MMB: rats are yucky. They taste sooo bad.
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O_o (still rocking back and fourth) couch...evil...(inaudible muttering) Evgeni: it's just a couch. (sits on it)
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PBBT
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Nooooo!!! Don't sit on it! You'll DIEEEEEEE!!! O_o... Evgeni: you need some sedatives. A/67: The couch hears alllll...(twitch)
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MMB: Muahahahahaaaa I know how to fix that couch. -grins evilly and revs a chainsaw- Sesshomaru: I'd move if I were you.
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bob get out of the way! *has rat in her arms* no touchy bob....no touchey...
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Evgeni: Um. (runs to the shadow and cowers next to A/67) Hi. A/67: hi. O_o
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MMB: EEEE HEEEHEEHEEEEE!!!! -turns on chain saw- reev-reevv-RRRRRRRREEEE -stuffing flies out from the couch as it's mutilated by the chainsaw-
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cool
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Evgeni: hi A/67: hi O_o. Evgeni: hi. um... want some nachos? A/67: hi O_o
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MMB: the deed is done. -stands in the middle of a messy pile of couch pieces-
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go mmb!
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No! It must be COMPLETELY destroyed! It could regenerate! (throws gasoline on it and lights the couch on fire) O_O Evgeni: I liked that couch. Ah well. (looks in catalog for a new couch)
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MMB: well I did my part. Why didn't you do that before?
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Because...it was not vulnerable O_O. Evgeni: how about this one? (shows catalog) A/67: O_O.
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poor a/67  . oh well! ^_^ lets eat! *hands people pizza*
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potatoes potatoes do you like potatoes were is the hambboga
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Evgeni: A/67, we have to get a new couch. How are we going to watch tv! A/67: get a futon! Evgeni: a futon is just like a couch. A/67: Yes, but a less aggressive beast. Evgeni: (rolls eyes) whatever.
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a ben bag chair!
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you mean bean bag chair? MMB: I love bean bag chairs!
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ya thats what i meant!
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I had one of those once, but i keep knives in my pocket and they would poke holes in it and then those damn beads would go flying everywhere!  Evgeni: why do you have to carry knives? A/67: you never know when you'll need them (shifty eyes)
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MMB: if they put holes in the bean bag then don't they put holes in your pockets too?
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she neede the knife because she was probally dated michle at the time and he always stbed her but shes not the onme who ended up in the deep abise!
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Yeah, i lose more pants that way. (sigh) Evgeni: this is the last pair i'm getting you. (throws jeans at her) A/67: ^_^ you're so nice! (runs off to change)
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MMB: teehee, mulligan pants merriweather. Sesshomaru: what?
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OooH! These fit nice! (shows off new jeans) do they make my butt look big? Evgeni: the question no man wants to hear...-_-. Yes, they look repulsive. A/67: WOOT! I lurve you! (hugs him)
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MMB: -sings- I like big butts and I can not lie! -ish brick'd-
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(sings along) ...you other brother can't denie! when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and that round thing in your face! Evgeni: I hate Sir Mixalot. A/67: me too. (burns cd)
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i hate that sogn! its so repolsing! *listens to likin park*
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I hate that band! (kills linkin park) (puts on immortal) SONS OF NORTHERN DARKNESSSS! (headbangs)
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MMB: -headbangs too- Sesshomaru: hey, watch where your flinging that hair!
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*brings likin park back to life* *sits and pnders the meaning of life*
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I wouldn't think about that if I were you, best not to worry about it.
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weeeeeee im riding a cow! *is sitting on hatsuharu the cow*
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*kills linkin park again and feeds them to Mayhem* Mayhem eats crappy bands for breakfast! Evgeni: O_o I like...russian music? A/67: -_-. ... SONS OF NORTHERN DARKNESSSSS!!!
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MMB: doesn't that cow turn into a naked guy?
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Naked guy? WHEREEE!!!! (looks around) O.o Evgeni: don't you be looking at other guys! >=(
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not if i hug him! *hugs hatsuharu* hes black an white like me! how nice! black white!
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MMB: I like him as a guy, he's cute. I wonder if he tastes like beef...
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yep! hes so nice other than he has a bad sence of derection
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Evgeni why aren't you a naked guy? Evgeni: Because i'm not a freak. A/67: (sigh) i like hockey. Evgeni: okay...(eats nachos)
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his clothes fall off when he turns into a cow.
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(turns Evgeni into a cow) >=) Evgeni: moooo... A/67: bwahahah! (tips him over) Cow tipping rules!
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hatsuharu can tlk like people when hes like this! right haru?1 haru:yep
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MMB: cow people! cow people! Look like cow, talk like people!
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*laughs and points at cow* Haha. Stupid cow
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(turns Evgeni back to normal) Evgeni: ACK! I'm naked!!! (covers self and face turns red) A/67: O.O
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MMB: EEEEEE I'M BLIIND!!!! hissssss OMG!! Put some pants on dude! eewwwww uuuughh aaack!! Sesshomaru: shut up. MMB: -hides behind hatsuharu-
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*digs claws into hatsuharu and hides face behind his ghead*
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*.* ...!!!! (drool) Evgeni: (very embarrassed) i'm gonna...um (covers self with pillow from the couch and walks off to his room) A/67: (tries to follow him but he slams the door in her face) >=) that was about the cruelest thing i have ever done to him. Even crueler than the time i took all his underwear and threw them in the tree in our front yard.
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ewwwww. ewwww ewwwww bad images!1 child block cild block!!!
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MMB: is he gone now? Sesshomaru: yes susan, he's gone. MMB: YAY! -jumps out from behind haru-san-
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haru my beloved cow friend! *hugs him* haru:at least i dont have to go to school..
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(still in shock) Evgeni: (comes out dressed again) >=( that was a cruel sick joke. A/67: (sigh) i know. Evgeni: Even crueler than when you tried to wash my car with a firehose! A/67: (evil giggle) oh yeah! I forgot that one. Evgeni: i'm not speaking to you now. A/67: but you just- Evgeni: NO! (walks away) A/67: You still spoke to me after you said you weren't speaking to me anymore! You are a liar! (laughs)
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ohh mr cow!!!
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MMB: -cuddles haru-san- you're a good boy. Yes you are! Sesshomaru: I doubt he really likes the baby talk susan...
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haru:moo. i have a little cousin so im used to it... collie:kisa!! ohh the only kitty i like!!
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Let me into my room! Evgeni: NO! (barricades door) A/67: fine! Then i'll go into your room! (locks herself in his room) I'M BREAKING ALL YOUR HOCKEY STUFF! Evgeni: I'M BREAKING YOUR FLAMETHROWERS! A/67: O_O gasp!
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MMB: moooo, mooOOO, mooooo! MOO COW! YEE!
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haru:are they always like this? collie:yes!
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BREAK MY FLAMETHROWERS AND I'LL...I'll...Tell on you! Evgeni: O_O you wouldn't.. A/67: Would too! Evgeni: (gasp) !!!
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tell mmb!
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MMB: tell me what? -is picking through haru's hair looking for dirt and stuff-
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(shrug) Ooooh! I found Evgeni's baby pictures! (sitting on his bed looking through a photo album) Awww! He's so cute! ^_^ Look at his wittle baby bum! Evgeni: Oh god. Not the baby pictures O_O (bursts into his room and steals the photo album)
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haru:stop picking through my hair!! *bucks mmb off like in a rodio*
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Too late! (in front of copy machine) BWAHAHAHAHAA!!! (runs around throwing copies of his baby pictures around) Look how cute Evgeni is!!! Evgeni: O_O i hate you. (chases after her trying to get the papers before anyone sees them)
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*has a copy of every one* o_0 a/67 boyfriend was so cute as a baby!
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Awwww! He's so cute with his widdle cheeks!!! ^_^ (pinches Evgeni's cheeks) Evgeni: Get off of my face!!! (shoves her hands away) >=(
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*post the on the internet(
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Evgeni: (gets emails from russia) Oh my god this is so embarrassing. Thanks a lot collie. Now my country sees how pathetic my life is. A/67: It's just some cute wittle baby pictures! ^_^ (hugs him) Evgeni: >=(.
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your welcome!!
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Evgeni: >=( I was being sarcastic. A/67: i think she knows that. ^_^ Nacho? (offers nachos) Evgeni: don't try to win me back with food. i'm still mad at you. A/67: well fine! don't accept my peace offering! (walks away eating nachos)
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if you dont accept her apolagy shell brake-up with you and date somone else.
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Evgeni: (eyes light up) Really!!! A/67: I'll just date your brother Viktor and then you'll be sorry. >=( Viktor: (randomly standing next to her) Evgeni: O_O not my glory-hogging brother Viktor!!! Okay FINE I forgive you! A/67: ^_^ yay! Nacho? (gives nachos to Viktor and Evgeni)
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see!!
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MMB: What about sesshomaru? he needs attention too! Sesshomaru: No I don't. Pay no attention to me.
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Nobody is paying attention to sesshomaru!!???! How HORRIBLE!!! Hey Sesshomaru! You and me! Staring contest now! 1, 2, 3, GO!!! (stares intently at him) O_O
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should i call fangirlss? they pay attention to him..i think if you train them they could be an army.
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(blink) ARGH! i lost. I hate fangirls. (kills them all) Okay Sesshomaru, REMATCH! Ready GO! (stares intently at him) Evgeni: well this is entertaining... (sigh) I'm taking a nap (sleeps on couch)
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*pokes him with stick*
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*kills random fangirl* wow. applying for position of bodygaurd sesshomaru-sama 
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Aww he's so cute when he's sleeping...>=) (starts drawing on Evgeni's face with bright red lipstick)
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ohhh write bafoon!
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Kay! (writes it down his arm) I ran out of room on his face. (tears off his shirt and begins drawing an exact replica of the Mona Lisa across his chest with lipstick)
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hahahahahaha
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*Looks up to him* EVERYONE'S TALLER THAN ME!
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haha shortie! Being tall rules. Evgeni: to me, you're a shortie. A/67: (Stands on tip-toes) HAH! I win ^_^
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Why is his mouth always slightly parted?  It gives me Ideas. 
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OhHOHO!  get your head out of the gutter. I know the Lord is pure, raw sex but please don't go there now!
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...I LOVE YOU! (pounce) Evgeni: ugh. why must you pounce on me when im eating my BORSCHT!!? A/67: borscht? I WANT SOME!
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you guys are crazy and wings i agree with you
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