that pics so cute! ahhhhhhh it burns!

Awwww so sweet ^__^ ... Albel: *gags* @_@ I think I'm gonna be sick.

*is on ground twitching*

Aw he's almost smiling. = )

I like food. Evgeni: what kind? A/67: i dunno. Evgeni: okay... (making a fish sandwich) A/67: ugh! that thing smells (pinches nose) Evgeni: yeah it does, it smells gooood. ^_^ (eats sandwich)

MMB: Sesshomaru eats sushi and bacon.

Bacon - Sushi = Canadian ^_^ ah those canadians and their bacon... Evgeni: mmm...fish sandwich. A/67: you're disgusting. do you eat anything else? Evgeni: borscht. A/67: figures...wait. what is borscht?

MMB: -looks up borscht in wikipedia- it says borscht is a hearty vegetable soup, usually including beetroot, which gives it a strong red color. Other common optional ingredients, depending on the cuisine, are various vegetables (beans, cabbage, carrots, cucumber, potatoes, onions, or tomatoes), mushrooms, and meats (chicken, pork, or beef).

tuna?!!!!!!!!!!! mine!!!!!!!!!!!!! *steals engvies sandwich* *eats it in one gulp* tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! tunma tuna tuna tuna tuna tuna tuna tuna.....

Evgeni: My sandwich! A/67: mmm...sounds good. (gets some borscht) Evgeni: O.o (steals some) A/67: No! My russian food! Go make your own! (runs off) Evgeni: No! (chases)

MMB: heehee, they're so cute together. Sesshomaru: ...yyyeah....

tuna!!!!!!!!!!!!!! t-u-n-a tuna! just like yoda! y-o-d-a yoda, just like pottoes!

You're so MEAN! (walking back with borscht all down her shirt) You made me spill it! Evgeni: well you're the one who wouldn't get me some! And "I" didn't do anything, you tripped over that tree root. A/67: I still blame you! (sticks tongue out and tries to clean her shirt off)

good bannanas!*is petting a hudge mutant lion*

Gawd this is never going to come out! Why did i wear a white shirt today!?!!? (glares at Evgeni) Evgeni: I did nothing. A/67: meanie. Evgeni: ...(starts laughing at her)

bannanas!

I hope you spill ice cream all over you! Evgeni: im not even eating ice cream (still laughing at her) (suddenly a giant scoop of ice cream falls from the sky and lands in his lap)

...for some reason...I'm not surprised... MMB: ICECREEAAAM -tackles evgeni-

lallalallalmmb like not ilalallalala

MMB: O.o what?

(amused) i don't even feel jealous of mmb crawling all over him like that. >=D he deserves it! (laughs) Evgeni: I'm sorrrryyyyy!!!! A/67: ahhh...sweet revenge (still cleaning her shirt off)

MMB: -sits on Evgeni's chest and stares at him- O.o Sesshomaru: considering how light she is, I don't think he's suffering that much.

How is she doing that? O_O (Evgeni is standing upright) That just confuses me. Evgeni: umm...help? A/67: no! suffer! and wash my shirt while you're at it! (throws her borscht-stained shirt on his head) (has another t-shirt on underneath)

You should see her run around on the walls and ceiling. MMB: hey I didn't get the name "magical mystery bitch" for nothin ya know.

(stands on the ceiling) i like this ^_^ (runs around) Evgeni: (looks up) i can see up your shirt >=) A/67: pervert! >=( (drops a bucket on his head) Evgeni: OUCH!

lallalalalsesshomru like potatoeslalalallala

(still on the ceiling) weee!!! (gets whacked by the ceiling fan) oof! (falls to the floor) AAAAAH! (splat) I'm...okay. O_o.

MMB: try turning that off next time.

lalalallaceling fanalallala

Evgeni: any chance of you getting off my chest? A/67: (dusts self off and turns off the fan) ... WEEEEEE!!! (runs on ceiling)

okay...

MMB: Ok, -sits on his shoulder instead- you got a nice view from up here.

jelly beans

Evgeni is so tall. He's like robot tall. Evgeni: i'm only 6'1" A/67: =O so tall. (drops a banana peel on his head from the ceiling)

MMB: you have something yellow on your head.

Evgeni: I know. A/67: ^_^ mmm...bananas (eating banana) (drops a pinecone on his head)

MMB: why do these strange objects keep appearing on your head? oooo! Are you magical? O.O

Evgeni: (too irritated to answer) ... >=( A/67: (still eating banana) (drops a dead frog on his head)

MMB: -gasp- WWWIIITCH!! sesshomaru, sesshomaru! we found a witch, may we burn her?!

"How do you know she is a witch?" "She looks like one!" "AW She turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" "...i got better" ^_^ (drops a Monty Python and the Holy Grail dvd on Evgeni's head)

dark collie:quoth the raven never more

MMB: I IS KILLER BUNNY! -leaps for people's throats-

I am an enchanter. My name is Tim! ^_^ I SHALL ENCHANT YOU! BE AMAZED! (waves hands in front of Evgeni) Evgeni:

MMB: -leaps at Evgeni's throat- PHEAR MEE!

NOOOOOO!!! (dives in front of Evgeni and gets bitten instead) Nobody hurts MY man! (cough cough) (blood) x_x...

MMB: I don't bite that hard. Get a grip.

its all potatoes and gravey under the bridge.

x_x... Evgeni: She saved me...O_O A/67: (in a puddle of blood)

MMB: -leaps at sesshomaru but gets slapped- OWW! T.T that hurt, you big meanie! WHAA -crawls under the couch and cries-

what she do to deserve that?!

DON'T HURT MY SISTER YOU BIG BUTTHEAD! (goes to attack sesshomaru but gets that "death glare") EEP! (hides under couch) I tried!..sorry. Evgeni: I can't believe you saved my life! A/67: yeah get used to it. Hey! I found a lifesaver! (eats lifesaver under couch) mmm cherries! ^_^

MMB: hey, it's ok. btw that lifesaver was probably covered with cat hair.

did you know theres a cpoutry called turkey? is it filled with turkeys? are they edible?i like eating turkey! are they goin to rise against me?

Cat hair just adds to the flavor! Evgeni: sick. A/67: you're just jealous since you didn't find the lifesaver! Evgeni: i am not! I'd rather have a clean one! A/67: germophobe! Mmm...cherries

MMB: there's a country called Hungary too. Do They eat the turkeys?

There's a city in Norway named Hell. Do they fry the turkeys? Evgeni: i can't believe you ate that nasty lifesaver. A/67: (kisses him) HAHA! now you have the germs too! Evgeni: GET OFF ME!! (shoves her away and grabs antibacterial) >=( I better not get sick.

i dont know..sesshomaru probally knows!

hey there is a place in Africa called Djibouti! and my friends friend lives there! and so does kouga fred and moo

SESSHOMARUUUU!!!! Do they eat the turkeys in hungary!!!!!!! Evgeni: WHY ARE YOU YELLING!!! A/67: I DON'T KNOW!!! ^_^

I LIKE POTTOES!

How should I know, I've never been to Hungary. Now stop yelling before I rip your throat out.

have you been to the potatoe factory?!

(whispers) hey sesshomaru! do you like hamburgers with lettuce and cheese but no tomato? Evgeni: that was odd.. I like them! A/67: (whispering) i didn't ask you!

no I like my hamburgers with nothing but meat. MMB: I thought potatos just grew out of the ground...

not poatoes from the planet jupiter! or the planet poatoesnagraphis! and how do they make potatoe chips?

You're not even making sense any more.

(whispers) Hey sesshomaru! why are pizza boxes square? Why aren't they round?

So they can fit in the chili peppers and garlic sauce of course.

Oooohhhhh!!! You're so smart...(pause) (whispers) Hey sesshomaru! If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests?

ahhahahah sesshomaru why you named sesshomaru?> why not brocolie? or fathers miny mie? why is a door a door and not called a monkey? why is a monkey a monkey and not a bannanah? why do i like potatoes? why is the sky up? and how many blood cells does potatoe have?!

Why are you people still alive?

...hey Evgeni! Evgeni: yes? A/67: if quizzes are quizzical then what are tests? Evgeni: well wouldn't they be testi- -_-. you jerk.

MMB: hheheheheh Sesshomaru: I've read that somewhere before.

so have i...ewwww

>=) Sesshomaru? Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

because some idiot thought it would be funny to switch the words around.

eww.

Sesshomaru? When will my mommy pick me up from Kindergarten? Evgeni: huh?

You aren't in kindergarten. You're mother has left you here in this illogical void for dead.

Sesshomaru? Who's that guy with the muscles? It's HEMAN! Master of the Universeeee!!! WHOOO!!! Evgeni: I loved Heman! But when i was 10 my brothers broke all my action figures! A/67: (holds a stick up toward the sky) I HAVE THE POWERRRRR!!!!

and i have a mutant army.

MMB: I like skeletor, he makes me laugh. He-man sucks though.

yep

Na-uh!!! He-man RULESSSS!!! Evgeni: hmm...(picks up hockey stick and holds it toward the sky) I have the power? (gets struck by lightning) A/67: You didn't do it right!

MMB: HAHAHAAAAHAHAHA!!! -laughs at evgeni-

Evgeni: -_-. (hair sticking straight up in the air) A/67: You have to be MIGHTY like He-man!!! (holds up hockey stick) I HAVE THE (...) Evgeni: that is so stupid. A/67: Is not!

MMB: He-man is a BEEEEFFFFcake! HAHA and someone should really get a new decorator into that greyskull place cuz it is uuugly.

yep. and sesshomaru is a little doggy deamon calld bobert #45678. where the heck did that come from?! note to self talk to yukis killer to be before you open your mouth.

Mmm...He-man is a buffet of hot manly-ness. Evgeni: what about me! A/67: you're the mt. rushmore of manly-ness! Evgeni: i'm as manly as mountain with president's faces carved in it? A/67: ^_^ yes!

MMB: oh I see, you go for the muscular type. I like the more dark and mysterious and intelligent guy.

you mean sesshomaru? that kinda sounds like naraku to so...

Hmm.yeah it creepily does. But yes, i like athletes. Evgeni is my burley russian beefcake!!! ^_^ (hugs him) Evgeni: that i am. (eating fish sandwich)

sessomaru=naraku in mmbs type?

MMB: No, freaks who wear baboon skins are not my type. Sesshomaru is more my type.

but he wearsa animal skin of some type.

Mmmm...burley russian beefcake-ness ^_^ (snuggles next to Evgeni) Evgeni: baboons are gross and fling poo at people. A/67: I wonder if Naraku flings poo at people..?

It's the mane of a dragon I killed long ago. Stylish yes? MMB: baboons have ugly butts. Of all the animal skins naraku could choose, why'd he pick something with such an ugly butt?

cause he likes to flig poo at people?

You are like a big moose (hugs Evgeni) Evgeni: um...is that a compliment? A/67: Mooses are big and strong and FURRY! Evgeni: I'm not furry! am i? A/67: (sigh) no. But you are big and strong! ^_^ Evgeni: um..thanks?

MMB: mooses are ugleh. and they stink too...haha stinky! -points at evgeni-

Mooses are majestic and proud! And they eat grass! Evgeni: i don't eat grass. but i am stinky. A/67: You're a big stinky man! ^_^ (hugs him) Evgeni: that's an odd reason to like me. A/67: I know. (sigh)

presenting the magical moose! and 50 wooping lammas!!

MOOSE! ^_^ Evgeni: i am not a moose A/67: (sigh) it's a shame. Evgeni: what's that supposed to mean?! You think a moose looks better than me? A/67: um. no..

she does.

collie! You're going to get me in trouble! Evgeni: you already are. >=( I am WAY better looking than some dumb grass-eating animal. A/67: (sigh) okay. Evgeni: I AM BETTER THAN A MOOSE! (starts cursing in russian) A/67: O_O anger. I don't even know what he's saying but it's not good. (hides under couch) Hey! A lifesaver! mmm...cherries...

shes a horse so she eats grass so she probally has a lil bit in comon with a moose.

Moose is quite similar to horse language, only mooses have funny accents. ^_^ Evgeni: Can we just stop talking about mooses!!!! >=( A/67: awww.... (slience) Evgeni: um...nice weather. A/67: yeah.. (silence for another 4 minutes) not much going on is there... Evgeni: ..nope.

50 lamma!!

Mooses are good at keeping conversation. Evgeni: What did i just say about the mooses! >=( A/67: it's just a fact! Evgeni: i don't care i don't want to hear anymore! A/67: >=) you don't want to talk about MOOSES? Evgeni: NO! A/67: so i can't say the word MOOSE right now? Evgeni: (getting angrier and angrier)

my sister was bitten by a moose.

Evgeni: ACK! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!!!!! (hands over ears) A/67: your sister is lucky! i've never even MET a moose! (envious) Evgeni: GAH!!! STOP IT WITH THE MOOSES!!! (starts cursing in russian) A/67: O.o Evgeni is 'sploding...

ya we were camping and the wonder moose came and got pissed off so he bit my sister...jhe had rabies!!she had to get a lot of shots.

Hmm...rabies is not common with the mooses. Must've been a rare moose bite. Evgeni: (snaps) (starts beating A/67 brutally with hockey stick) I HATE MOOSESSS!!! (curses her in russian)

i luvs u!!!! *hugs A/67, squeezing her to death* ^^ i missed u ppls!

(getting squeezed to death and beaten brutally with a hockey stick at the same time) Too...much...love!!! O_O Evgeni: I HATE MOOSES I HATE THEMMM!!!

MMB: I saw a moose in the mall once. It just stood there...I think it was playing the statue game.

Evgeni: GAHHHH! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!! (grabs rifle and goes on a moose-shooting rampage) A/67: O_O He's shooting the majestic mooses! Evgeni: (standing on a pile of dead mooses laughing maniacally) BWAHAHAHAAA!!!!

*puts him in a cage and ties him up and makes him watch a movie over and over and over about how mooses are good*

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! (breaks out of the cage and continues to shoot mooses) A/67: poor mooses! (has funeral) they shall be missed. So young!!! WHYYYY!!! Brutally slaughtered by a crazed russian commy man! Evgeni: I am not communist. (shoots another moose) A/67: (screams) Evgeni: ... DIE MOOSES DIEEEE! (shoots more mooses)

*sews corpses together and brings them back to life*

They were so brave! (making a moose memorial) Evgeni: (grabs A/67's flamethrower and blows up the mooses) DIEEEEE! A/67: my flamethrower!

you basterd!!!!! a/67 you can punish him you knopw! *is about to burn hockry jersy that belongs to ngvi*

hmmm...no. he's just discovering the art of violence in his own...creative way. Evgeni: DIE DIE DIEEEEE!!! (burning mooses but burns forest down as well) A/67: he's doing well for his first rampage.

true... next he must go to kill inuyasha...

hmm.. yes. (evil grin) Go kill Inuyasha! Evgeni: why? A/67: Um. he's a MOOSE! Evgeni: ACK! MOOSES! I HATE THEMMMMM!!! GARRRR! (attacks Inuyasha) A/67: O.o... bloody.

hahahahha now the president!

No, now the WORRRRLLLLDDDDD! BWAHAHAHAHAA! Evgeni everyone in the world is a MOOSE!!!! Evgeni: GAR I HATE MOOSES!!! (goes on a killing spree) A/67: hee hee! ^_^ (hides in a tree)

im a dog so i dont count!

This is fun! ^_^ (watches as Evgeni destroys everything in his path)

bring me a pizza to!

Hello Rin!

where did teh seaguls take my sister?

Sesshomaru is so hot