MMB: you were so cute when you were little! Sesshomaru: Oh god no...

it burns!see thats why i dont have a boyfriend. i wont have to see cute babe pics.

does that kimono make my butt look big?

*trows rock at a very bored sesshomarus head* i dont even want to anser that!

i don't know...i don't normally look at people's butts. Creeper...

ewwwwwwwwwwww sick1*throws log at a very bored sesshomarus head

*eats a candy bar* ... im gonna go watch tv. *drags Michael along with her*

*trows a second rock at a very bored sessomarus head*

-dodged both rocks- I was just asking...sheesh.

Actually I think it makes his head look big... but that's just my opinion ^_^;

*throws random objects at peoples eads* bwahhahahah man i miss yukis killer (to be) already*

my head does look big.

*just sits* i wonder what its like when you die. will you be happy or will you be in complete nothingness. how can one enjoy life when one knows every second millions of people die. other peoles familys all being whiped out in only a mater of seconds.

where do you live collie?

im not telling you you dont want tro know...

Yoko: Karame lives in la la land and only visits here every now and then ^_^; Karame *>=$ ...... ~sigh~ oh well. It's not like I can argue with him -_-;

i wont tell because i forgot.

*while holding 5 keys* See! I'm not the only person that has that problem! Yoko: Karame: Oh... why you... *thwack* Yoko: @_@

*sits in corner and listens to Opeth* i lurve Swedes. *headbangs*

my doggie friend is sick

*MMB makes funny faces at sesshomaru*

i like cheese....

*still looking for right key* hm which one was it...... *sees marshmallows, chocolate and gramm crackers* cool I can makes some s'mores ^^ ...*eats flaming s'mores* Mmmm flaming s'more... who wants some? Yoko: hey weren't you just-- *looks at Karame* -_- never mind... Karame: hey come on I got chips, dip, candy, soda, juice, chocolate milk and cheese. There's something for everyone ... Yoko: *walks off*

MMB: I'm confuzzled

Yoko: I don't get her either. She's just really out there most of the time. Karame: *listening to music and munching on s'mores*

chocolate! weeeeeeeee! *feeds mutant sugar* sugr weeeeee bawwwawaw

MMB: I iz zombeh! *bites karame* now you iz zombeh too! Gnaaaah *shuffles off dragging on foot behind her*

*peting her chiken*

nuuuhhhhh *bites Jaken* Eeewwwww *staggers off* *walks into wall* @_@ .... Yoko: ~sigh~ the things I put up with *brews potion to cure Karame*

MMB: naaarrrhh *bites yoko* zommmbeh

*still petting chiken*

*Running throughout the world on a burning rampage because Michael dumped her*

Leon: *pops out of nowhere* What would those two do with out me *injects Yoko with antidote* You really should take better care of Karame. I'm not alwa-- Karame: *Bites Leon* uuuhhhh *walks away* *trips on stairs* ... Yoko: *gone*

poor a/67! he dumped you?! see thats why having a byfriend caan only lead to pain...

yes. horrible pain. and now i have a MIGHTY NEED to quench it. With fire. *continues running and burning everything*

*hides with her family and mutants*

*still burning everything she comes across*

*still hiding*

*joins collie and hides* whispering yukis killr (to be): shhh!! why are we hiding??

*destroys their hiding place* that's why. BWAHAHAHAHA!!! ANGERRRRRR!!!! *continues on her rampage*

*finds new hiding place*

*runs out of energy* okay, im done. *lays on floor and looks at magazines scouting out a new boyfriend*

just make one! *hands a/67 body parts to sew together* what brain you want? i didn't kill people for nothing. grave robber:you cut them up?! goss. collie:i learnd from you.

do you have anything meaty? I've been looking for something new to add to ah-un's diet.

eliphant? zebra? i got them all..... grave robber:you need a real hobby. collie:like digging up peoples bodies is a hobby.

No thanks! I found one! *squeezes Evgeni* A 6'5" 200 pound Russian Hockey player!!! ^_^ I lurve him! Evgeni: ...

awwwwwww!This pic is so cute!

.....

Aww this hockey player is so cute! *hugs Evgeni* ^_^ Evgeni: O_o *looks traumatized*

use a sliping dart! he wont run and you can hug him!

MMB: you know you like it. *pokes evengi* sesshomaru: careful, A/67 might get posessive.

*hides under couch* that reminds me did sesshomaru get his rabbie shot yet? i did! *holds up her rabie tag*

rabies? Demons don't get rabies. MMB: Demons are born rabid

hahaha yeah you can say that again *gets death glare from Hiei* ... Hey you don't belong here

rabies can make you die. i am a smple dog that ecaped from a lab... wait you never heard that!

*delayed reaction* MINE! *holds Evgeni posessively* Evgeni: ...(in russian) i'm so miserable.

you never heard i escaped from a siance lab where they did experiments on me! never heard that

We kinda already guessed that collie...

yuo never heard it from me...... an i never destroyed that lab... *looks around*

(still clinging to Evgeni) >=( Mine. MINE! Evgeni: you don't own me. A/67: do too. (starts brushing his hair for no reason)

have you ever seen sesshomaru with a pink muatach? my friend wants to know.

hmmm nope!!! but if I do i'll ask him for a picture!!

Mustaches look like little furry animals living right below your nose ^_^ Evgeni: I had a mustache once, but it looked wierd and i shaved it off. A/67: ew...you shouldn't have facial hair. Unless you get a soul patch, that would be cool.

a whatchtamcalit?

Oh I like Whatchtamcalits.. Albel: *opens candy bar* .. Karame: Can I have a piece?. Albel: No.. Karame: Oh come on. .. Albel: No.. Karame: Pretty please.. Albel: NO! .. Karame: @_@ Geez have a cow why don't you.

A soul patch is a small patch of facial hair on the chin. Very sexy. Then again a nice russian beard wouldn't be THAT bad i guess. Evgeni: i'll stick to shaving. A/67: O.o fire. FIREEEEEE! (attacks a tree with flamethrower)

a watchamahuzity?

-_-. He shaves all of his facial hair off but one small spot on his chin! Evgeni: hmmm...maybe i will grow a soul patch. A/67: ^_^ i would eternally love you if you did. Evgeni: don't you love me that much now? A/67: ...yes! ^_^ FIRE!!! O.o (runs around and burns forest)

okay.... personally i hate people with facle hair! my grandpa was the only exeption!^_^

MMB: my brother had a gotee once, my cousins and I would yell "El Diablo, AAAIIEEEE!" when he walked into the same room with us.

Facial hair looks good on russians, they look ever-so manly with their beards (swoon) Evgeni: there is something seriously wrong with you. A/67: i'm just in lurveeee...(hangs off of him) Evgeni: here we go. -_-.

my grandpa had a mustach!

(looking through a photo album) and apparently Evgeni's grandmother did too. O_o; Evgeni: yeah, she was creepy. She used to make me eat squash all the time. I hate squash. You don't eat pumpkins! It's not natural! A/67: mmm...squash.

MMB: SQUASHES MY PRECIOUS! -smashes squashes with a sledge hammer-

(smashes a watermelon and some of it goes flying and smacks Evgeni in the head) Evgeni: (covered in watermelon) >=( ...i'm not even going to ask. A/67: O.o watermelon (starts eating it off of him) Evgeni: -_-.

god, why have you forsaken me?

What god? (looks at a plate of nachos) Oh! god! (bows to nachos) Ohmmm... Evgeni: (still covered in watermelon)

MMB: NACHOS MY PRECIOUS! -crushes nachos with the sledge hammer-

O_O You hath angered the nacho god!!!! EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF!!!! AAAAAH! We will be plagued!!!! (tidal wave of cheese floods the house)

MMB: oooo cheese! -starts to eat the cheese-

Evgeni: (now covered in cheese and watermelon) >=( A/67: (comes out of hiding place) O.o ooh! Cheesy watermelon! (eats it off of him) Evgeni: grrr...

oh this is just great. -is crouched on a table to get away from the cheese- MMB: -singing- I'm so cheesyy, Oh so cheesyyy, I'm so cheesy, and breezy, and full! -does the backstroke through the cheese-

Come on in Sesshomaru! The cheese is fine! (splashes some on the table, narrowly missing him) Look! I've got watermelon!!! (holds up a piece of watermelon that was on Evgeni's head)

dark collie: *is coverd in cheese* dont eat it. i poisend it.

MMB: why you little effed up biscuit! You're spoiling all my fun.

Silly collie, the cheese provided by the almighty nacho god cannot be tainted by your petty poisons!

MMB: really? w00t! -eats cheese- aah, the power of cheese.

Sesshomaru, what would you do if you got your clean white clothes stained with cheese?

Wash them of course. what else would I do?

do have a another pair of clothes? cause my friend (lil vioce in my head) said you only had one pair of clopthes. is that why you wore the hippie outfit in that other pic?

MMB: no, he just wears a towel until his outfit is clean.

So...you wouldn't be mad if i...um. (SPLASH!) BWAHAHAHA! HE DID IT! (points to Evgeni and then runs) Evgeni: please do not take your anger out on me.(still covered with watermelon and cheese) -_-.

MMB: ooh, now you've done it. Sesshomaru: -runs after A/67 and grabs her- I'm going to drown you like a rat. -dunks her head under the cheese-

hehehehehe

(has gills) hee hee hee! ^_^ This is fun! Evgeni: i hate my life. (tries to drown himself in the cheese but can't do it) damn.

not even fish can breath in cheese my dear. -covers her gills-

your soooo dead meat.

Then why are the piranas still alive? Evgeni: O_O (gets out of cheese) A/67: HAHA! Im not breathing!!! ^_^ That tickles!

MMB: those aren't pirhanas, those are giant cheese balls!

(from under the cheese) Evgeni i miss youuuuu!!! Evgeni: that's great, you just...stay over there! (cleaning self off) A/67: Sesshomaru's tickling meeee!!!

cheese! 0-0

I'm bored now. -leaves A/67 in the cheese and goes to wash the cheese off-

*starts to eat cheese.* cheese make s me hyper 2+2=4 i like pie!!!!!!

VICTORY!!! (evil giggle) Evgeni: you pissed him off. Be thankful he didn't tear you into shreds. A/67: that's boring! I like to live on the edge >=) (splashes cheese on Evgeni) Evgeni: (throws an apple at her head)

MMB: whoa, where'd he get that apple?

you sure thats a apple and not bobert #785 brain? i lost it in here one day....

what happened to boberts #01-784?

he went to change his name to a name and not a number.

tehe

Evgeni: I brought the apple from home, i was going to eat it. But then you made me angry! >=( A/67: my head hurts. (throws a banana at his head) Evgeni: Ouch! (throws a pineapple at her head)

MMB: heheheh. -throws a coconut at Evgeni's head-

8throws a bomb disgised as a potatoe at her brother* hahahha you splode. *brother gets bombed*

Evgeni: (throws kiwis at MMB and A/67's heads) A/67: >=( (throws a honeydew melon at Evgeni's head)

*throws a paper bomb at mmb's head * heh heh heh you shall just think it is paper until it explodes then you shall just want to kill me like Onni-chan Envy that was funny Envy:no it wasnt >=(

MMB: KIIWWIIIIIIS!!! -gathers the kiwis and hugs them tight- YEEEEE!!! <3 Sesshomaru: uum..okaay?...

Evgeni: Why are we throwing fruit at eachother? (throws a mango at A/67's head) A/67: (shrug) (throws an avocado at Evgeni's head)

*just watches* wow

MMB: -makes a nest and sits on the kiwis like eggs- Soon I will have a family of kiwi birds! I've always wanted one! <3

you have to get a kiwi eggs

(throws a pickle at MMB) Evgeni: (throws a pear at A/67's head) A/67: Ouch! >=( (throws a tomato at Evgeni and it explodes all over him) Haha! You're covered in tomato guts! Evgeni: I hate you.

*eats the pear*

MMB: AARRGH! evil pickles! -throws pickle back-

(throws pickle at Evgeni) Evgeni: >=( (throws it back at her) A/67: >=) You smell like a rotton tomato! Evgeni: it was ROTTEN!!!??? >=( You jerk! A/67: Haha!

MMB: -still sitting on her kiwis- any day now....yup....Won't be long now....

just buy a baby kiwi!

I think you smushed the kiwis by sitting on them. (indicates kiwi guts coming out the sides of the nest) Evgeni: ewww... fruit is gross (starts throwing hunks of meat at A/67) A/67: AAAAAH!!! (runs for cover)

*starts to gather meat for a new mutant*

MMB: No that means they've hatched! look! -about 3 ugly green baby birds sit in the nest peeping- Aren't they precious?!

can i eat them? wait now that means your thier mom and sesshomarus their..DAD! *on ground laughing* sesshomaru a father! hahahahha

I wanna have kids! Evgeniii!!! (pulls on his shirt) Evgeni: NO. A/67: pleaseeeee!!!! Evgeni: NO! A/67: Too bad! >=( (goes off to buy more kiwis)

what?! I am not their father! Those things are too ugly to belong to me. MMB: Wow, rejected by their father already. poor babies -cuddles her baby kiwis-

how cruel!!! not even naraku would reject them!! how cruel!!! *throws a battle ax at sesshomaru* say sorry! your dad didnt even reject inuyasha and hes well...inuyasha so why sghould you rejct the baby kiwis?!

Argh. they were sold out of kiwis. Evgeni: thank god. A/67: (draws a stick figure and tapes it to the wall) Yay! I'll call him Jorge! Evgeni: Jorge isn't a russian name. A/67: He's not YOUR kid i can name him whatever i want! >=( Evgeni: WHO HAVE YOU BEEN SEEING!!!?? Oh wait...it's just a drawing. A/67: Is not! He's real! (pokes paper) isn't that right Jorge!

here *hans a/67 a baby chiken*

(squeal) YAY! Now we have 2 kids! Evgeni: a drawing on the back of last week's grocery list and a chicken? Those are YOUR kids? A/67: OUR kids ^_^. Evgeni: they're not mine. (crumples drawing up and throws it into A/67's bonfire) A/67: JORGE!!! NOOOOO!!! (sob)

*hands her a muntant baby horse

MMB: -watches all her kiwi's run into the bonfire after jorge- wow....oh well, easy come, easy go.

O_o. mutant. (watches horse follow kiwis into bonfire) Is everybody kamikaze today!? Evgeni: i'm not. (tosses baby chicken into bonfire, roasts it and eats it) A/67: O_O You just ate your child! Evgeni: it was a chicken. A/67: (screams) You MONSTER!

you killed him!!!! *stabs engvi and throws him into fire* wait sesshomaru has the sward he brings thing back to life right so he brings back kiwis!!!!

COLLIE DONT YOU TOUCH MY BOYFRIEND!!! RAAAWWWRRRR!!! (blows collie up with flame thrower and brings Evgeni back to life) (holds Evgeni posessively) Evgeni: that hurt. (shrugs)

im still here...i threw a hobo named engvi into fire.

(holding hobo) O_O. oh. (throws him back in) Evgeni: Why were you holding that hobo posessively?! >=( A/67: It was an accident! Evgeni: (looks angrier) sure. DON'T HOLD ONTO OTHER GUYS!

this is going to be good..*munches on popcorn*

Evgeni: And YOU! (looks at hobo) STAY AWAY FROM MY WOMAN!!!! (rips hobo to shreds) A/67: ooh. O_o. maybe i should start running. yeah. (runs)

you do know i poisend him so he was alrwady going to die.

*sees Inu-Present* Hm I better get this shipped out its already 3 months late *ships package*... I wonder if they accept christmas gifts in hell?

(hiding behind a tree) Is Evgeni out of homicidal mode? Evgeni: ..i'm cool now.

Dude...These dates are skrewed up...o.o;; ~*Blinks.*~ Oh well >>; Sooo...How ish everyone? o.o;

I'm good! (eating nachos) Evgeni: i could be better.. O_o. (being sat on by A/67)