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Rachel;I'LL MURDER U!!!!
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Max: ha,you wish 
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Rachel:will mom and dad are at work,and drake is in a date with angel...so i'm in charge...and..
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max: what? huh 
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me: doncha just hate siblings? haseo: don't have any.  me:....um...k....hi kim. ^^
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Rachel:so u'll have to do what i say
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Max: i an't doing crap
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me:lol.
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Rachel;i'll call dad
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Mat: so . . i'll tell mats mom that your were Flirting with him and made him horny and you "did it" with out perrmission . . and she's always home . . .sasuke works
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me: yup. usually. ^^ .....bored.....out .........of ............ mind...........
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Rachel:DON'T U DARE!!!!I'LL TELL MOM THAT.....U THAT HURTED ME....
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me: *eating popcorn* *says w/ mouthful* ur married, u don't need permission. (*_*)
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Rachel;she's right
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Max: but still you must listen too your mother . . remeder the time they told you to ask and if you did't you would pay the price 4 it
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Rachel:yea living with u till we finish college which we all know won't happen cause u read at 3rd grade level
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Max: I READ (TH GRADE LEVEL . . . .ceabees helping me
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haseo:that'll be a burden 2 both of u. that is, by the way u act..
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Rachel:and it still doesn't work...even kelvin is better then u and he's horrible at math
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max: so i-i study evrey day Celabee: time to study maxie Max: got to go ppls oh yeh moms home AND PISSED! 
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Me:WHERE THE HELL IS YOUR FATHER!!!!AND DRAKE!!!! Rachel:idk
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Mat: *looks at pic* . . uh -oh . . .im died Me: WTF!!!!!! MAT!!!!!
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me:(grabs max and picks him up)MAX DO U KNOW WHERE THEY ARE!!!
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Max: HES WITH ANGEL!! IN THERE ROOM!!!!!!!!
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Rachel:HE'S RIGHT!!!!... Me:AND YOUR DAD
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Max: WITH. . . . .sakura 
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haseo: creepy. might not want 2 ask a favor now... me: don't u ever smile? haseo: not really..
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Me:WITH SAKURA!!!!(leaves and drops max on the goldfish bowl)
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haseo: ur sufficating the fish w/ ur butt. me: kim! was wrong? when did this happen?! i'll go bad cat on his ass if u want me 2!!!
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Max: HEY!!! MY BUTT"S SUCK IN THE FISHBOWL!!!!
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Rachel;i should take a pic of ths 
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haseo: *hands her a camera w/ out moving his head* me: u carry a camera? haseo: blackmail.
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Rachel:*takes pic of max's butt stuck in the goldfish bowl*
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haseo: get an extra one for me, just in case. me: get me one 2.
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Rachel;*takes pic 10 times*
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me: yup, oh! almost forgot, i sent some emails a few days ago and forgot 2 tell u, srry ^^'' hope it's not a bother.
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no pro
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k, i'm making more but they won't be done for a while. ^^ i'm making a .hack story, so far i've got one person that wants 2 be in it, do u?
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sure
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ok ew >.< max its fun 2 spy, but if u do, always remember, INCLUDE BLACKMAIL, all u did was take pix and post it up *helps max out of the bowl, but falls & gets soaked in water & max lands on her* OW!
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Max: *blushes* my bad >//////< 
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Yachiru: OMG!! Rachel! Mat!! Having a little 2 much fun there huh???
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Mat: sh-shut UP! >////<
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Yachiru: -puts hand 2 mouth-
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Max: MAT IS AN IDIOT OH, MAT IS AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HE'S SO STUPID!!! Rachel:THAT WAS THE LAMEST COMEBACK I EVER SEEN WROTEN BY U!!!!
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Mat: well maxxx at least my girl talks to me alot let alone this pic unlike yoouur girl
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Max:MY GIRL FRIEND AND I TALK ALOT BUT WE DO IT....ALONE SO SHUT-UP!!!!
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Mat: rellay? HA! you wish prove it
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Max;um....ok celabee come here for a sec... Celabee:what!?!... Max;u're bro is being a meanie to me again(sad puppy face)
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Celabee: WHAT!?! matthew what you do this time  !!!!
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Mat:nothing... Max:LAIR(jumps around and yells)HE SAID THAT WE DON'T EVEN TALK TO EACH OTHER CELABEE!!!!!
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Celabee: well . . we talk and that was not very mean Maxwelly
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Max:(still jumps around everywhere)I-I-I HAD ALOT OF SUGER THIS MORNING!1!!
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Celabee: . .  *thking* sometimes i wonder why i marryed him
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Max:I WANT MORE SUGER!!!!!
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Celabee: *SMACKS HIM HARD!!!*
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hi max  *hugs him & gives him sugar*
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Max:owie...(eats suger while in pain)
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oh max *sighes*
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Celabee: nooooo now i got to start runing again he acts just like my father when he's happer & driunk
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hyper active ppl r fun 2 hang out w/
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Celabee: oh no not again!!! *hides under bed*
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c wat i mean? *eates ice cream* YUMS!! *jumps up & down w/ max*
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Max: ME WANT MORE SUGER!!!!!!!!!
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wanna bite? *holds ice cream in font of his mouth*
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Max:*eats the whole ice cream* YAY SUGER!!!!!
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u owe me ice cweam!!!
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Celabee: *crys* i want my mommy . .. Mat: *comes in* i got BEER!!!!!!
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ok, now im leaving
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Max:*takes nat's beer and drinks it*
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NOW IM SERIOUSLY LEAVING! i was never here
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Celabee: (thking) great . . . now im really gonna have to hide *comes out from under bed and max sees her*
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Max:*burps loud*i don't see the problem..(gets drunk)..w- w- with drinking beer...it's so safe..
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*keiko has left the building*
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Celabee: *slowly backs away*
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Max:*falls down and slowy gets u to celabee* c-c-c celabee,what's wrong(burps)there's nothing wrong with me
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Celabee: you get pevey when your drunk thats why Mat: good thing i got more beer Max: GIVE ME!!!!
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Mat:no it's mine... Max:*hits mat*mine!!!!
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Yachiru: Max likes sugar 2 much! OMG.....-backs away very fast- Stop getting drunk Max!!
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Max: *drinks more and REALLY GETS DRUNK and craws over to celabee*
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Max:(drinks beer)yum...(falls to sleep)
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Yachiru: Max! Ugh.....does he do this alot?
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Me:nope 1st time
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Mat: no wonder he fall asleep me i don't fall aseep
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Yachiru: Thats wat I thought!! And i bet u would fall asleep Mat! (OMG SASORIS A GOOD SINGER!!!)
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Me:*picks up max*will no one cares,but this boy is gonna feel the pain in the morning
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Yachiru: Yeah...he prolly will....
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(cool) Mat: no cuss it ant my first time 25 rellay
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(yep!!!) Yachiru: OOh...I see! ^-^
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Me:should i call your mom mat,so i can tell her this...
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Mat: NO!
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Yachiru:
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Me:THEN STOP DRINKING
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Yachiru: U no wat parents do when their children drink!!
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Mat: im 21 now . . with 2 kids
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Me:plas u're still young,drink when u're 50..
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Yachiru: No comment!! ^-^
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Mat: NEVERA!
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Yachiru: -backs away slowly-
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Me:(calls chrissi)yea um..chrissi your son has being drinking and all of the beer is under his bed
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Me: SAY WHAT! he's been taking sasuke's beer again Sasuke: WHERES MY DAMIN BEER!!!! !!!
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Yachiru: OOOOO BUSTED MAT!!!! Calm down Sasuke! -puts a hand on his shoulder-
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Sasuke: *moves hand* I WANT MY BEERA!!!!!! MAT!!! Mat: *thinking* busted
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Yachiru: Sasuke! KOOL IT!!!
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Me:yes he has,and he's gotten max drunk,and i got mat right here(grabs mat)
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Yachiru: Oh dear.....
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Mat:LET ME GO!!!!!!!!! Me:NO!!!
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wow 4 the record, i dont know any of u ppl
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Mat:let me go..(sees chrissi) crissi:MAT UCHIHA COME HERE RIGHT NOW... mat:DON'T LET ME GO!!!!
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afraid of ur mom mat?
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Mat:HELL YA..(runs behind me)
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i dont wanna b mean, but u deserve it
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mat;nah-uh..i don't even remember what i did... me;u drink beer.. mat;who ask u
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>.<
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chrissi;MAT COME HERE...(chases mat everywhere) mat;AAAAAHHHHHH
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*falls on the floor laughing*
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mat;AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH(still runs everywhere)
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Omg Mats gonna get his ass kicked!!!
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Max:(takes pics of mat crying like a baby) Chrissi:COME HERE U LIYTLE.. Me:whoa,excuse u're languege
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*takes out phone & takes pix*
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Mat: NO! NO! NOT HE BELT!!!! NOT THE FACE NOT THE FACE!!!!
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-takes out phone 2 and takes pix-
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Chrissi:YES THE BELT!!!
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this is good!! -takes more pix-
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Chrissi:(takes out sasuke's belt)...
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Betr!!! -takes more pix!!-
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Chrissi:n my world,my children don't take drugs..(hits mat on the butt with the belt)
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