How come no one has said anything about me being sexy when I'm about to turn into my demon form?

*standing next to pile of bodies* Well that's probably because A/67 and I have been working over time on keeping the RFGs outta here

*cant talf because she is tied up in rope watching the muppets which she is terifide of* grave robber:now wheres that muffin of hers.....collie:my muffin!

my muffin noooooooooo joe! dont eat jope! would you stop your danm love spats and help me save my muffin?!

Michael is jealous!!! HELP!!!! *runs* Michael: *goes after her with knife in hand*

*starts to strangle a/67 and her boyfriend* *starts to talk in deep voice and turns into black collie* you peple are so selfish you! you...

Michael: *STAB STAB STAB STAB!!!!* A/67: please!!! Kill her before she kills me! *choke* Stab.. faster!!! *cough cough*

*lets go of a/67 and starts to strangle michle and laughs at his atempts to stab her*

Okay, that's enough. *pulls Michael away* ... nap time! *shoves tranq dart into his neck* Michael: O_o *passes out*

*calms down* im good...

*props up Michael up on the couch and snuggles next to him* ^_^

*curls up be the fire place for a nap*

MMB sings: raindrops keep falling on my heeaaaad, but that don't mean my eyes will soon be turning REEED! *sesshomaru flinches*

grave robber: *rubs paws together* now i shall get her for that soap i hate clean dotty: is that why you never clean your room? grave robber: yes

so i do it for him! >=) *blasts room with flamethrower* all clean! ^_^

dotty: thank you grave robber: my stuff! dotty:you mean your crap!

*Sesshomaru is drunk on sake and MMB is high on sugar and caffine* both sing: It's peanut butter jelly tiime! peanut butter jelly tiime! peanut butter jelly tiime! waayyah, waayyah, waayyah, waayyah, now lay low, lay low, lay low, lay low peanut butter jelly! peanut butter jelly! peanut butter jelly! peanut butter jelly! Do the peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly, peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat!

i like chocolate milk! grave robber i blame you collie! collie me?! grave robber: dotty: will you two shutup?*they all start to vilontly fight each other* collie die! grave robber:*bites sisters tail* dotty:*bites brothers leg*

I'm gonna go clean the rest of the house! ^_^ *runs off with flamethrower* *starts burning all the rooms in the house*

no my lab!*blocks a/67 from entering her experiment lab*

hmm... This room is filthy! *pushes past her and blows up the room* ^_^ All clean! *skips into the woods to burn down the trees*

MMB: *bites sesshomaru's arm* You taste like chicken! Sesshomaru: *bites MMB's shoulder* O_o you taste like roast beef.

*watches as animle parts fall from the sky* danm! oh well *pickes up pieces of animals and sews them together to creat a mutaant chipmunk type thing* i like chocolate milk. why are you biting each other? dude its so ick

*plays hockey with dead rabbit's head* SCORE!!! WHOOOO!!! Michael: *stab* A/67: OH that is such a penalty! Ref call a penalty! >=( that hurt. (slap shots bunny head off a cliff) I score again!!!! YEAH!!! you're losing. *pokes Michael*

MMB: Sesshomaru is fun to bite *bites sesshomaru* Sesshomaru: don't give then ideas.

she wont my brother tastes like crap. i only bite bones yumm and my skeaky toys.

I only bite Michael, but then pain comes afterward. *sigh* I score again!!!! You're still losing!!!! Michael: *stab stab stab* A/67: you're just a sore LOSER! ^_^

skucky toy! mine *garding a bone shaped squicky toy*

*snatches toy with hockey stick and slap shots it off the cliff* SCORE!!! Weeee!!! Michael: *throws her off the cliff* A/67: *catches up with the squeaky toy and squeaks it the whole way down* *SPLAT!*

...how annoying

*starts to squeak rubber mouse* awww it soooooooo squeaky! and adorible! but not as cute as my mutant chikens!

*uses firecracker to fly back up* alas, the squeak toy hath perished. oh well! *uses a flaming rock as a hockey puck* don't ask me how the rock burns.

i have more like sesshmaru squeaky toy!

*shoots the rock into the forest with hockey stick and it blows up the forest* OH! that wasn't a rock! that was a firecracker! *BOOOOOMMMMM!!!!* O.o a really big firecracker.

*plays with her squeaky toy called sesshomaru* its sooooooooo squeakyable!

....stop that collie

*squeak* Huh *looks for noise*... *squeak, squeak*... ... Hn... *squeak, SQUEAK, squeak, squeak, squeak* O_o; *looks in bushes* Jaken! cut that out damn it. *has one of collie's squeak toys in hand* Are you trying to get killed? now why don't you carry you butt back to Sesshoumaru where you belong

*cotten flying every place as she distroys her cat toy* cat die weeee! but really it looks just like you! *holds up a white dog plushie*

MMB:Jaken looks like a little green man, is Jaken from mars? Sesshomaru: That would explain quite a few things. jaken: Whatever do you mean by that my lord? MMB: SHUT UP you alien! Go back to your own planet!

ailan! lets sell him on ebay for cash

YAY E-bay!

Yay my stuff is here *huge stacks of comics and magna come in the mail* Heck yeah. E-bay rocks ^__^ Yoko: Oh you're just saying that because you bought a bunch of junk there. Karame: >_< It's not junk. It's my stuff. Besides I just saved $45.10 by going to E-bay ... but hey maybe you can do like those two guys that sold pet rocks and made a ton of money. Though I'm not sure who will buy Jaken Yoko: I know I won't ^^

my dvd mine...*starts to circle her dvd* mine....... which i got for less on ebay... mine.....

MMB: Spoon! *throws a plastic spoon into the middle of the room and stares at it*

*my dvd! *still circling dvd*

*blows up spoon* Michael dumped me. *runs around screaming and burning everything in her path*

MMB: My spooooonnnnnn T.T whaaaaaaaa! She blew up my spoon sesshomaru!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! *smashing burning objects with bare hands*

mwahahhah must kill self! *starts to cut herself with knife* im am not stoping untill i know if puppy is going to be better!

*shoves her into a straight jacket* shut up emo! AAAAAAAHHHHH!!! *continues smashing things*

*breaks out of strat jaket and starts to kill anything in sight*

As long as she's not killing herself it is not emo. Now where was i? Ah yes. AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! *destroys several towns*

*claws out eyes of a passer by*

*gets on viking ship* come collie! We have more pillaging to do!!!! >=(

yes!*has viking helmet on*

RAWRRRRRRRRR!!!! *grabs battering ram*

**takes a stick and puts a human head on it*

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! *throws intestines at little children*

*puts more heads on stakes*

*beating peasants with a hockey stick* FEEL MY ANGER!!! MY SUFFERING!!!!

*nails a man to the front tof their ship*

Oh, this looks like fun *skewers various body parts with his sword to make a big shish-kabob*

*hangs people by thier intestines* *makes people eat thier guts*

*in a field killing little children with a hockey stick*

*pushes people of cli8ffs*

*lighting them on fire before they get pushed off*

*makes them eat tnt then pushes them off cliff*

*shove brothers off cliif laughing only toremeber that they're demons too* i almost frogot they can fly *looks around and spotts huge bloulder and shoves that off too*>=)

im done. here brother there are grvave to rob! grave robber:sweet

I think you look sexy when you are about to transform...,you just look ...scary

who you talkin about? . not sesshomaru or a/67 will go over the edge and rip your guts out. she is still on a rapge

* grabs duffel* well if that's the case...., i'm off to China...Ryoko: your going the wrong way you know that?

no commenet

Then i'm off to india! Ryoko: tsk,i don't see how i manage to survive....

lucky you! watch what you eat i here they seve dogs and cats as main coureses

Ewwww. Dog and cat meat... Hey dog is in the same kingdom as fox *loads up flamethrower* Looks like I'm taking a trip to India *runs out the back door knocking it off its hinges*

if you ewat dog your eating my relitives! and sesshomarus! since hes a dog demon!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! ANGERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *beats an old woman senseless* FBI: Quick! Get the Canadians! It's the only thing that can stop her! (a bunch of random canadian hockey players are shoved over to her) A/67: O.o *drool* hockeyyy... Canadians: RUN!!! *run away*

Hey A/67! I just found the black market! *picks up machine gun* Ryoko: DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!!!

That's where i buy my groceries! CANADIANS!!! AAAAAH! *chases them* O.o Canadians: Every man for himself!!! (running as fast as they can) O_O

*accidently shoot's Ryoko* Whoop's sorry Ryoko: AAAAAAGH!!! U FOOL! Lorika: awww, c'mon you'll be fine in a couple of days now let's go! *accidently shoot's Sesshomaru* oop's my bad...

*has a canon* mwahahahhahhah *looks at her brother evily*

*still chasing Canadians* O.o Evgeni: (looks jealous)

*lights canon*

CANADIANS! BWAAALALLLAAAALLLLAAAA!!!! O.o (chasing) Canadians: AAAAAAAH! RUNNNN!!!!

*falls asleep*

Evgeni: (hits her with hockey stick) Hands off the Canadians! >=( A/67: heh... sorry (hugs him) Canadians: phew. -_-. that was close.

does that meen engvi had a canadian girlfriend? or is he just good hearted?

Evgeni: just good hearted. And she shouldn't be running around chasing other men. A/67: i couldn't help it! I'm sorry mmm...canadians. Evgeni: *SMACK!* >=( You're only supposed to love ME! A/67: i dooooooo!!!! (hugs him) ^_^

awwwwwwwwww engvi LOVES a/67! how sweet!

MMB: -dances- a boo chicka-boo chika-boo! WHOO WHOO!

*joins dance* ^_^ this is just like how the russians dance! weee!!! Evgeni: for the record, Russians look nothing like THAT when they dance. O_o. That is just...wierd.

thenn you show them how to dance!

Evgeni: ... i don't dance. A/67: c'mon! dance!!! (disco music comes on) Evgeni: no. A/67: party pooper.

MMB: NEEEEEEEEEHHH! -smashes the stereo with a sledge hammer-

Evgeni: Hey! Who let the Canadian men out!!! (sees open cage) A/67: WHERE?!!!???? (starts chasing the canadians) O.o HUGGGGG!!!! Canadians: AAAAAAAH! (run)

MMB: -sings- Who let the dogs out! wroof, wroof wroof, wroof, wroof

Evgeni: you violate one of those canadians and i swear you'll be wearing this hockey stick on your face! >=(

as a mask?!

Evgeni: it could be. It will be pounded in pretty good so it should stick on like a mask. >=( GET YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM THOSE CANADIANS RIGHT NOW!!! A/67: CANADIANS!!! O.o Canadians: AAAAAAAH!!!!

glad I'm not canadian. MMB: BISHOUNEN! -pounces-

Evgeni: A/67 STOP THIS FOOLISHNESS RIGHT NOW!!! >=( (chasing after A/67 who is still chasing the canadians) A/67: COME ON! I HAVE A GREAT PERSONALITYYYY!!!! Canadians: O_O (scream and run faster)

MMB: HAHA run little canadians! use those canadian legs!

Canadians: (finally make it across the border back into Canada) A/67: Aw MAN!!! (pouts) Evgeni: (finally catches up) Don't you dare try to cheat on me again! (WHACK!) A/67: O_O (hit in the head with hockey stick)

MMB: whoaa, you got told! HAHA he does lurve youuu!

Evgeni: i do not! I just don't want any canadians getting hurt! A/67: liar liar pants on fire! Evgeni: how childish. A/67: no really! Your pants are on fire! Evgeni: (runs screaming into the nearest lake) A/67: THE CANADIANS DID IT! (hides)

dark collie:i hate you all

the feeling is mutual.

I didn't mean to i SWEAR! I couldnt help myself!!! Evgeni: (in the lake) When i get out of here i'm going to KILL YOU!!! A/67: um..I made you borscht! (holds up a bowl) Evgeni: grr...okay! (jumps out and eats borscht) ^_^

MMB: borscht.. -climbs on Evgeni's head and stares at the borscht-

Evgeni: Why are you so obsessed with sitting on my head? I never wash my hair just so you know.

MMB: You have a comfy head -pats his head-

how did seshomaru end up with you anyway mmb? your kinbda i lil to happy... in like potatoes!

MMB: It's a loong story.

Evgeni:... (shoves MMB off) A/67: (hanging off of him) hi. ^_^ Evgeni: -_-. I wish i never asked you for that hockey puck. A/67: But then we wouldn't be together and i wouldn't be able to tell you how much i LURVE you! Evgeni: Why didn't i ask somebody else!!!

MMB: ow! what was that for?! I wasn't doing anything. -sulks-

he has the "your in my bubbke" fase of their relatoin ship

Evgeni: Why didn't I stay in Russiaaaaa!!! A/67: Because we're soul mates! We were destined to LURVE eachother!!! ^_^ Evgeni: Somebody kill me...please?

-smirks evilly- with pleasure. MMB: RUN AWAAY!!!

run!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH! wait. (snuggles with Evgeni) ^_^ I lurve youuuu! Evgeni: quick and painless if you can? please. O_o A/67: LURVEEEEEEE!

Sure thing pal, -sharpens sword- what do you want on your tombstone?

Tombstone?! No. NO! (stands in front of Evgeni) Sesshomaru you are not killing him! >=( Evgeni: Pleasssseee!!!! A/67: NO!

on his tombstone write here lies engvi the second lovbe of a/67 escaped her by a quick death.

Evgeni: i don't want to liveeeee!!! A/67: Shut up! You're living and you are going to LIKE IT! (shoves a needle in his neck) Evgeni: woah...sleepy..-_- ..zzzz A/67: there, now he will have some time to cool down ^_^.

-pulls off one of MMB's hairs- MMB: Ow! wha-de-fu? Sesshomaru: -drops the hair on the sword so it's split in half- That should do it.

ouch.

(puts hims in straight jacket and padded room) I don't want my LURVE to hurt himself! Evgeni: -_-...zzzz

I thought I was going to hurt him?

whatever....

Over my dead body! >=( (hands on hips) Nobody hurts my Evgeni but ME!

Fine, I won't hurt him. I'll give him a painless death.

nice...

But then I won't have anyone to annoy! And i have separation anxiety! Who will water the houseplants i bought! Who will remember to unplug the coffee pot! Who will keep me up all night snoring! (starts crying)

Alright already, I'll just kill you too.

Kay! ^_^ This is gonna be fun! EVGENIII!!! Evgeni: (wakes up) WHAT!!!?? >=( A/67: I'm gonna get killed too and then we'll be together FOREVER!!! Evgeni: ...I don't want to die anymore.

*pokes engvi with a stick*

MMB: ooh, can I do it? I'm hungry. Being a vampire is really cool, 'specially an ELITE vampire.

cool.

Evgeni: i want to live now. A/67: then i want to live too! ^_^ Evgeni: -_-. I'm going to go play hockey. (leaves) A/67: I WANNA WATCH!! (runs after him)

i want a muffin!

MMB: I want blooood! Sesshomaru: I want to kill you all.

I want Evgeni's brother Yuri! Evgeni: (slaps her) >=( A/67: Just kidding...not really (SMACK!) ouch. >=)

MMB: -spits teddy grams at the ceiling- ptoo, ptoo, ptoo, ptoo....uh-oh, it's stuck...

sesshomaru buy me a muffin! and buy a/67 a plate of nachoes! and by your girlfriend some blood!

Yeah! Buy me nachos!!! BUY ME NACHOS!!! >=D Evgeni: buy me a new sock. (sitting on couch with only one sock on) A/67: (using his other sock as a hair tie) Evgeni: i poured sweat into that ALL DAY. A/67: ...(shrug) ^_^

I'm not buying any of you anything. MMB: BRAAIIINNNSS!!!!

get your girlfriend a brain!

Evgeni: i want my sock back. A/67: well then buy me a new hair tie! Evgeni: I might as well just buy new socks. A/67: Fine! (sticks tongue out) Why don't you just wear sandals? Evgeni: because hockey players need socks for on the ice. A/67: I don't! (standing in 3 feet of snow barefoot in a pair of short shorts) haha! this is fun!

ohh freezburn

She doesn't need a brain. MMB: then what am I going to get my zombie friend for his death day party?!

a nchoe?

OOH! I want nachos!!! ^.^ GIMME NACHOS! Evgeni: I think "gimme" is your most frequently used word. A/67: No! Nachos is my most frequently used word! (sticks tongue out) (rolls around in the snow)

okay..

(runs in circles) Nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos nachos!!!! Evgeni: okay.. i guess i stand corrected. (trips her and she goes flying into a wall)

cheese cheese cheese cheese cheesze cheese cheese cheese

ARGH! EVGENI YOU JERK! (head stuck in wall) Evgeni: (laughs) >=)

cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese

-_-. well...i guess i'll find a way to entertain myself until someone helps me get out. (starts singing the Oscar Mayer song) My bologna has a first name! It's O-S-C-A-R!

cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese cheese

..... Uh.... right.... Ataberk(my little bro): Very weird stuff is happening right now... Tutku: You can say that again -walks away eating a giant plate of nachos with gallons of cheese and jalapenos-

(finally free from the wall) NACHOSSSSS!!!! (tackles Tutku) (eats nachos rabidly) Evgeni: she likes...nachos.

<<;; We see that...~*Sides steps from A/67.*~

Ahhh...nachos.. (has cheese all over face) Evgeni: (also side steps from A/67)