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what the hell is that?!
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O_o something that will DIEEE!!!! *freaks out and attacks with flamethrower*
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It's something that is cute in a weird, feaky and totally bizarre sort of way.
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DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! *burning pile of ashes*
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and now it's something that's a smoldering pile of ash lol ^_^
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yes. DIE SOME MORE!!!! *attacks ashes*
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Hey if you want I found some copies. *takes them out* Here have at it ^_^
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BWAHAHAHA!! die. *burns*
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Yay *grabs ashes and throws them* It's snowing ^_^
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*burns the ashes in mid air* DIE!!! *flamethrower at full blast*
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O_o *watches flames dancing in the air* fire good * more pictures burn* ^____^ Yay! Hey you need some more fuel. *gets out huge fuel pack* keep the fires going ^_^
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*puts fuel in flamethrower and keeps burning* BWAHAHAHA!! !*throws some fuel into the air so the air explodes*
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w00t splody ^__^ .... Hey have you noitced we're the only ones posting right now..... hm... oh well. *mesmerized by the flames* o_o wow pretty
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*burning the air by throwing gasoline* ^_^
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MMB: hey A/67, ever hear of a computer rpg called psychonauts? I think it would be right up your alley cuz you can burn stuff with your mind.
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never heard of it...hmm. *stares at fangirl and she bursts into flame* ^_^ Mind fire powers! YAY!
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Oh cool pyrokinesis. I want it
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One of the sparks floating around probably got in her hair and ignited her hairspray...I hate hair spray.
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Esp when you have to light candles ^_^;;;; ... but I'm not going to get into that one again
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whatz w/ a/67 w/ fire?....
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A/67 has no need of hairspray.  ... O.o FIREEEEE!!!! *runs with flamethrower, knocks Michael over, then several other people as she makes her way to the forest*
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tavukweL TO CUTE IT BURNS LIKE HUGS !but not fire..HELP!
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Michael: *goes after A/67 to stab her*
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im so lonly.  my brother killed my muffin called joe *points to her muffins grave* and i dont have any more muffins! *sobs* 
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*gives her 5 dollars to go and buy a new box of muffins at the store* *runs into forest with flamethrower*
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i have good news and bad news the good news is i traded that five $ for a nickle and named it philip! the bad news is it s a girl nickle!
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Hmm...im never giving you money again. *kills person who collie traded with and takes back her 5 dollars* *goes and buys a pizza* mmm...pizza. want some Mikey? Michael: *has pizza cheese stuck to his mask*
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*laughs insanely while holding her nickle* hheehehbwahhh bhbahbhbwhb nnnnniiiklee
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mmm. are you going to eat that? *peels cheese off Michael's mask and eats it* mm. i lurve pizza.
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MORE GUMMM!!! *stuffs face with gum* i like nickles. and pizza. and Michael. ^_^ *giggle* you still have some cheese on your face. Michael: *picks off the cheese*
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my friend has a moldy cheese she call sesshomaru. 
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*thows a ball of string at brother that hits him in the head* i neve miss!
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moldy cheese? -raises eyebrow- MMB: I can hear his circuits sizzling...
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weeeeeeee must chase string! no wait.. fredrick! *fredrick her mutant chiken comes out with his fangs holding a hobo* *jumps on him back* let chase that string! grave robber: i tell her to get a hobby and she mutaits stuff dotty: at least she doesnt dig up peoples graves...
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Mikey...*cuddles* i lurve you. Michael: *tied to a chair with metal cables that are bolted to the floor* A/67: ^_^
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great...
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Stop struggling!!! *hits him over the head with frying pan knocking him out cold* That's better... ^_^ *pets his head*
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MMB: Sesshomaru's hair is frizzy today so he's in a bad mood...I have to do his bidding without complaint or be violently dismembered.
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i have a frog to do my bidding!
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I have Michael to not listen to my bidding and then stab me!
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hurray for our minyons1 *not counting jaken*
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*stab* O_o
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....I still need a new onsen...
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a what? a muffin? *gives a very bored sesshomaru a muffin*
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uh...thanks...I think...It doesn't have a name does it?
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no, but i got a new snake! ^_^ Sergei 2!!! *hugs it* *has it draped over her shoulders*
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ya the muffins name is bobert1 hes three years old!
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Good Sergei...good indestructable snake. I got you a treat! *gives it a live fangirl to eat* ^_^
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*sreams so loud it could wake the dead* ahahhahah save me!*buries he claws into sesshomarus head \for pretection*
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owwwwww ggrrrr *grabs collie and throws her into a brick wall, which breaks*
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MMB: LAPTOP I'm on a laptop! now I can sit on sesshomaru while he's lieing on the couch and type stuff! sesshomaru: get off my chest!
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they say if you miss love you miss life. i can not love for i have lost to many of my family to death. i will not loose another to that same fate. i hate seeing my family in the bed having their life hang by nothing but a thin thread.
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MMB: wow...rough...poor collie...Sesshomaru you should do something nice for collie! Sesshomaru: why? MMB: because she needs a boost in moral. Sesshomaru: I don't really care. *MMB throws a sock at his head* ...oh, lovely...there's a sock on my head...
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dotty: she has a split personality. she gets like that. we just watched the movie the note book to so ya she good.
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I know her moral is to get me to have a crush on Tsume (who I hope dies!) but also I would like that sock seshomaru she was currently borrowing that sock from me *gives MMB stinky cheese*I named Kyo so take good d=car5e of my freakishly cat like cheese (yes he is edible ^_^) but also warning have someone examin it so there is no kiba extract in it (kiba extract- turns into miroku on mandays ) hey i'll say somthing in Canadian!!! do you like Tsume eh? see all you have to do is put eh at the end!
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mondays? but today is monday...<<; *cheese has turned into miroku* AAAAAAH There's a pervert in my house! *miroku looks very confused*
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*is hiding under table* nannananhh cant touch me...
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I gave you a chance oon sunday but it was a little late so here *uses tsume extract(tsume extract- kills miroku)* sorry -_- my brother probobly made that cheese josh is the only one who uses kiba extract *stabs josh in left foot*
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MMB: AAAAH there's a dead pervert in my house!
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*still under table* ananahhah cant get me... eww miroku is bleeding all over the carpet. 
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eh? (what's goin' on here!?) 
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ewww mirokus starting to dicay....
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*sprays incense spray* I ain't cleaning this up.... Hey Yoko. ... Yoko: *gone*
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ewwwww
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MMB: sesshomaru will you do something about the rotting pervert on my floor? Sesshomaru: Jaken, get rid of the body. Jaken: Yes my lord! *burns miroku with staff of two heads*
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a/67 could have done that.
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true but everything else would have burned with it ^_^
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also true
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too late! *burns Jaken, the house, and the rest of the continent* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I have gone on an evil streak cause Michael dumped me on Friday! SO NOW IM CRAZY MAD! *runs through burning continent*
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sesshomaru do somthing before she burnms us all! 
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MMB: I'm glad he's gone, all he ever did was stab, stab, stab. He never maimed or gouged or anything like that, just stab stab stab all day.
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could say the same for sesshomaru at times. but thats why love sucks eggs!
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*screams, blasts heavy screaming black metal music, burns things then throws them at people, the general things people do when they're sad*
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im sad because my dog friend is sick and she lives far away. *starts to join a/67* *claws and bites anything that gets to close tpo her*
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hmmm....I think we'd better find other ways of amusing ourselves Susan. MMB: I'm with you *runs away*
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*rips intestines out of a human* *starts to hang the person with there intestines*
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*puts on war paint and starts pillaging the nearby villiages*
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*kills anthing she come across*
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*uses wolf form to tear out others hearts* (my older brother hates me) hi collie I am bored!
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okay, im tired of being angry *plops down in front of the tv and watches olympic ice hockey*
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*goes in corner a sulks*
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hmmm..*compiling a list of potential new boyfriends* auditions are held on Tuesday.
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time to make new minyons. mutant chikens get old..exept fredrick.^_^. lets see dog? no. cat? hell no. wolf? no. fox? no.....
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Those who want to try out for my boyfriend can sign up here! *tacks up paper on a cork board*
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hey my brother is avalible! take himn pleaese!! *pokes yuki on the head* *yuki turns into rat*
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ew...rats are gross. NEXT! *crosses off the list*
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youe a horse right?
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yeah. Alas the life of a horse *shows metal bars nailed to feet* Why do we have to wear these things?
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why dont you just date a horse instead of a dude fromthe elimpics?
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who ever did this pic ought to be FREAKING shot
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*chews on picture*
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Male horses are jerks and control freaks. Hockey players are hot, rich, and have talent. ^_^ and sometimes they fight. *giggle* Stupid Michael.
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ok...
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mmm... *watches sports channel* I lurve athletes...
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MMB: I love demons with the long silky hair. -strokes sesshomaru's hair- sesshomaru: stop touching me.
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shes your wife she can do whatever she wants!
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wife? well, she's not really my wife...yet...She refuses to get married until she's 18. MMB: oh it's only one more year, and then it'll be legal to elope! wheee!
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well what ever! love sucks in my openion! you only get hurt. . anyway......who here likes chkens?
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Lurve is great! It makes me angry and insane! *hugs Evgeni* Evgeni: (in Russian) Please get her off of me so i can go home!
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awwwww
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^_^ I never want to let you go! *squeezes him* Evgeni: ...O_O *looks like he's about to implode*
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don't kill him
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love hurts...I should know. She jumps on my stomach every morning at 5 AM MMB: and then he throws me across the room, which hurts, but is still lots of fun
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kagure sohma! (fruits basket)
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huuh?
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kaugure sohma! she likes a guy so muck but to show her affection itrs like a/67 a a fangirl meet!
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Evgeni: (in russian) she jumps on my stomach every 5 minutes. A/67: ^_^ I just like to be with you every 5 minutes of the day! *hug* Evgeni: -_-.
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i think if somone did that to me id puck
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at least she doesn't cling to your waist and yell "wheee" all the time. MMB: *wrapped around sesshomaru's middle like a belt* WHEEEEE!
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if i were you id bite her
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Evgeni: does she jump on your sore back and drool in your hair? And then gets nasty nacho cheese on your face because it was all over hers? A/67: i didn't have a napkin!!!
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no, but she does sit on my chest when I'm asleep and stares at my face until I wake up. and then she squeals and jumps off which is quite painful.
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bite her for gods sake!
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Evgeni: she tried to give me a home tattoo with a needle and some crayola finger paint. A/67: Hey it's worked before! (has a smiley face tattooed on her left knee)
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she likes it when I bite her.
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fine ill do it! *bites mmb and has her fangs drawing blood and scraping against her bone*
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Evgeni:She likes it when i do...anything. A/67: you're so cute when you breathe. Evgeni: (rolls eyes) A/67: you're so cute when you roll your eyes (swoon) I lurve you.
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dark collie: you soal will be cursed for a entunity of dark and pwerful evil....
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MMB: ...ow... entunity? how bout I rip your teeth out with this handy wrench here?
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Evgeni: okay, she doesn't bite me and curse me for eternity. A/67: see! living with me isn't so bad! ^_^ (squeeze) Evgeni: yeah, if you like puking up blood every morning. A/67: you only did that once! And your ribs were already bruised from the hockey game! I didn't know not to jump on them!
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im part shark! i have rows and rows of teeth and the just get more poisenis as i loose them!
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I think there might actually be a shark called a dog shark. no wait it's a dogfish. that's it. Evgeni: mmm...fish. A/67: Fish are friends! NOT FOOD! (SMACK!) Evgeni: (hits her back, and a massive slapping war begins)
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MMB: -hisses at collie like a snake-
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(still having a slapping war with Evgeni) You're going down!!! Evgeni: No YOU are!!! (laughs) A/67: ah! That tickles!!! (Evgeni starts poking her) nooo!!! not poking!! (starts laughing) too tickleish!!!
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snake! ahhahhhhhh *runs in cirlce and goes ihn fetil position* ahppy place happy place...
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(has a real snake) Like THIS ONE!!! (holds it up to collie) aww...he likes you! >=) Evgeni: Have you been carrying that thing this whole time?! O_o A/67: yep! Don't worry he's only a little poisonous, you won't die until 5 hours later ^_^
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MMB: oh joy! a snake! hello snake!
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(snake bites into A/67's arm) Haha! look at that! He lurves me! ^_^
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MMB: aaww what a sweetie! -pets snake and gets bit- look he likes me too!
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*arm starts decaying and falls off* hmm...does anybody have some tape?
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MMB: GAK x.x -falls over dead- sesshomaru: Oh boy I get to stab her! -stabs her with tensaiga- MMB: owww he stabbed me!
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(falls over dead as well) (snake starts swallowing her whole) Evgeni: O_O!
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*goes into a panicked rge* die! *startsto cut the snake into tinyu lil pieces*
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MMB: aww killjoy.. -pouts-
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poor snake. (pause) SERGEI 3!!!!!!!! (holds up snake) Evgeni: where do you keep getting these things? A/67: i have...connections >=)
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MMB: they grow out of her butt! Sesshomaru: Don't be disgusting.
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Yeah! >=( Evgeni: (drops snake) O_O butt snakes... (starts washing hands) A/67: I get them from the pet store you dimwits! (hits everyone but sesshomaru)
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MMB: -laughs maniacaly- HA HA HAAAAA HA HA HA HA! Whoo butt snaakes!
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ahhhhhh iim in my happy lace...happy place... *is in fatle osition*
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(hits them again) Evgeni: um... i love you? A/67: you're damn right you do! >=( Or you would die a HORRIBLE death ^_^ Evgeni: O_o; candybar? (hands her a snickers) A/67: SNICKERS!!
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MMB: nice save man...butt snakes! HAHAHAHAHAAA-HEEHEE -runs away from A/67-
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im okay now.....has a hudge mine field around me*
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AAAAAAAAAH! (chases MMB swinging a huge axe) Evgeni: candybar! You saved me again! (sits on couch and watches A/67 try to kill MMB)
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MMB: -runs up a huge tree- ...well this is right up there on the stupidest things I've ever done list.
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(standing at foot of tree with axe) Awww! What am i supposed to do now!!! Dammit! >=( I'LL GET YOU SOMEDAY!!! Evgeni: are you kidding me? (looks at axe)
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*just watches amused*
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Evgeni: you're an idiot. (smacks her on the head) A/67: I SWEAR YOU HAD BETTER NEVER COME DOWN OR I WILL GET YOU!!! (shakes fist at MMB) Evgeni: i swear..this is so stupid YOU HAVE AN AXE!!!
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MMB: -throws pinecones at people- PINECONES AHOY! This is fun!
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(still holding axe) THAT'S IT! (takes out flamethrower and burns the tree to the ground) Evgeni: well i guess you're not completely stupid.
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0_o shes gone nuts!
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you! did you see kouga and sesshomaru watching tellatubi's together like best friends?
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Evgeni: (throws pinecones at A/67) A/67: WHO DID THAT?!!!??? Evgeni: don't look at me. (innocent face)
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....what are tellatubis? MMB: they are little gay aliens. with TV's in their stomachs. Sesshomaru: that's disturbing...
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heeaahhahahahahha hahahahhah bb ahhahahahhaha monkeys!
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I want a tv in my stomach! No wait! I want a nacho dispenser in my stomach! YEAH! That would be awesome! ^_^
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but then the nachos would come OUT of your stomach and not in.
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hahahah cheese! o.0 potatoes! mwahahhah i like bannanas. grave robber:knew i shouldnt have hit her head so hard...dottty:you did what?! god last time this happend she ws like this for 2 days.
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Hmmm...that is true. (ponders) OOH! I want a nacho dispenser in HIS stomach! (points to Evgeni) ^_^ YEAH! That would be perfect!
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MMB: I have a transdimensional portal in my stomach!
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eww you have the magicakl poatoe?! o.0 taccoes!!!!!!
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(sings) these boots are made for walkin'! And that's just what they'll do! One day these boots are gonna walk all over you!
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MMB: I have no idea what a poatoe is... -throws a boot at A/67-
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no idia bout a poatoe?! *gets a dictionary and reads the diffinition of potatoe*
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YAY! A-boot! That's how the Canadians say "about" (hugs the boot) smells like foot! ^_^ Evgeni: O_o.
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boots like as in Toboie wears red boots of ultimate doooom and destruction?? hmm......
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Toboie is dead. MMB: NUUU He lives on in the hearts of fan girls everywhere, aaand that alternate dimension in the backyard..
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(sigh) i love that alternate dimension ^_^ ... Evgeni: (eats beef jerkey)
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chikens
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that's where organization XIII was sent after sora beat them. Now they suffer the punishment of having to deal with me. Mwahahaha
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sesshomaru likes chikens.
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Ewww beef jerkey is gross. Evgeni: is not! It's good and it helps me build muscle so i can play well in hockey. A/67: I didn't ask WHY you ate it, i just was making a statement taht it's GROSS! Evgeni: (shoves a piece in her mouth) A/67: mmm...tastes like barbecue.
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turkey gravy! sesshomaru likes turkey gravy
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MMB: I like chickens! they taste better than some people!
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Evgeni: see! You like it! You just said it was gross because you didn't try it. You should always try things before you say it's gross. A/67: okay DAD. >=( (sticks tongue out)
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MMB: DADDY! -clings to the back of evgeni's head-
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engvis your dad?! then if a/67 your sister and since shes your dads girlfriend that means she dating your dad!!!!!
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(scream of terror) O_O Evgeni: I'm not your dad. I'm 19!!! there's no way i could be your dad. A/67: but what if you were! AHHH!!! bad imagesss!!! That's so messed up! (runs away screaming)
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*in fetile position* happy place happy place....
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MMB: Man, you guys take all the fun outta this. Stop that nasty thinking this instant, My dad is like, in his freakin 50's.
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really?! oh thank sita! hi cheese from fosters home for imaginary friends! cheese:i like chocolate milk! *tries to pour milk in a flower pot*
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I used to have a dad...(sigh) Evgeni: I have a dad. we just don't speak to eachother. A/67: I talked to him once! ^_^ Evgeni: that was just some 50 year old random russian selling t-shirts at the end of our street. A/67: same thing! Evgeni: he's not my father.
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as ugly as him.
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That's not even a sentence. MMB: I wuv youuu -cuddles sesshomaru- Sesshomaru: no no no! Bad no cuddling! -sigh- T.T
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dont care
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Do you think your dad would like me? Would he accept our marriage? Evgeni: He barely accepts my existance let alone my connection to a derranged psychopath.
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well maybe she can kill him for you..
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Evgeni: Kill my father? No way! I don't hate him enough to kill him. A/67: (has flamethrower in hand) aww... Evgeni: It's okay. He doesn't have to accept our marriage because we're not getting married! A/67: AWWW.. (sits in corner and cries)
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*is in tank* what you say?
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MMB: OMG A TANK! Can I take it out for a spin sometime! I've always dreamed of cruising downtown in a tank!
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Oh! I have a tank! (backs it out of garage) Beep! Beep! Beep! Evgeni: why are you making that annoying noise? A/67: to warn people that i'm backing up! (runs over a crowd of people) YOU DIDN'T LISTEN TO THE BEEP NOISES! Stupid pedestrians.
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its a fish tank...
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I like my tank better. Weeeeeee!!! >=) (destroys city)
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i only have 4 paws i cant drive.
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You should get one that has like a button-controlled steering system. Like you push a left button and it turns left! I should invent that... Evgeni: Please don't. We already have one person destroying the earth with a tank, we don't need dogs to start doing it too. A/67: I only destroyed 5 cities! Its not that much!!! Evgeni: -_-. Just don't take that thing to russia.
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*is REALLY REALLY REALLY trying NOT to laugh as she comes to this pictures* ......mmmmm.....
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*gets in a tank and chews on leavers and blows up hippi shop*
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hey! I was going to blow that up!!! ..oh well. (blows up a playground) haha! look at the little kids fly! (watches bodies fly through the air) Evgeni: O_O that is sick. sick and wrong. (throws up)
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engvi ha the stomic flue!!!!! *blows up bean factory*
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WAT THE HELL IS THAT THING??????!!!!!!!!!!
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a evil bug...
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I've been trying to swat it for months but it doesn't go away. Evgeni: (still sick from previous comment)
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I hate fan-art... The only one who should draw Sesshomaru is Rumiko Takahashi!
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I hate bugs! DIE BUG DIE! (keeps whacking picture) Evgeni: you just love killing things don't you? A/67: only on tuesdays. Evgeni: today is friday.
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I feel like speaking Danish: Jeg synes at jeres komentarer er dybt m�rkelige, men jeg kan li' kage. Did you know that Danish is the third hardest langauge to learn. Only Chineese and Russian is more difficult.
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Evgeni: russian is easy... A/67: that's because you speak it. Evgeni: (in russian) yes you ugly little fat annoying..
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Hvis man blandede Kinesisk og Russisk sammen ville man f� verdens sv�reste sprog! (If you mixed Chineese an Russian you would get the world's most difficult langaue! )
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It's all gibberish to me... Evgeni: i love you (hugs A/67) A/67: I wish i could speak norwegian. or maybe portuguese. NO! i wanna speak Austrailian! Evgeni: austrailians speak english. A/67: How do YOU know? Did you ever go there?! Evgeni: ...
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I can speak German, and that is a stange language, it sounds like you are trying eat a whole coconut. (ich bin so dumm)
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cool! (shoves a coconut in mouth) haha i sound like a german! Evgeni: you're getting drool all down your shirt.
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You sound so much like a true German now.
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Evgeni: you're drooling like one too. A/67: that's not very nice! (germans run out and start beating Evgeni up)
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Sch�n. Germans are so violent.
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Evgeni: (yelling in russian and beating the germans with hockey stick) A/67: apparently russians are too. (eats popcorn and watches the action)
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Germans are good at teamworking, I think Evgeni is going to lose if he don't get some help soon.
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Well i do love him... What the heck. YARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!! (attacks germans swinging a giant axe) (wearing a viking outfit)
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YAY my ancestors were vikings! (Rides Sleipner, the eight legged horse into battle) LONG LIVE ODIN!
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YARRRRRR!!!! HAIL ODIN!!!!! (standing on pile of dead germans) Evgeni: okay, now you're getting creepy. (wipes blood off hockey stick) A/67: (checks germans pockets and takes their wallets) The spoils of war! ^_^
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Now all the Germans are in Valhalla were they will fight and eat for all eternity. Sounds like a great place!
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Yeah! Nachos and fighting for eternity! (sigh) (fantasizes) Evgeni: they need to make a place where you play hockey for eternity. A/67: it's called Canada.
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Hockey is boring. Rugby is much better.
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LIESSSSSSSSS!!!! Evgeni: uh what she said!!! A/67: hockey is the greatest sport ever invented! Plus it's Canadian and there is nothing better than Canada! Evgeni: it's popular in Russia too. A/67: yeah, but Russia didn't invent hockey. Evgeni: technically the origin of hockey is unknown (philosophical hockey origin conversation)
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The only sport that is more boring than hockey is minigolf.
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(ignores the lies) but Canada is the biggest hockey country! They had to have invented it. Evgeni: some say it came from the British royal family. A/67: yeah right...
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Hockey came from England, now i like Hockey. They also invented Polo!
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I think hockey came from Hockeyland. Evgeni: is that sort of like disneyland? A/67: no..(sigh) =( Evgeni: ...
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Hockeyland!?I don't wanna go there, I could get hit by a hockey puck. (hides under table)
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i get hit by hockey pucks whether im in hockeyland or not. Evgeni: >=) (slapshotting pucks at A/67's head)
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There is so much violence these days..
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Got that right. (puts on helmet right before a puck comes flying at her head) That was close... Evgeni: aw man! cheater. A/67: you are cruel.
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Try again Evgeni, sooner or later the helmet will break!
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Evgeni: ive got an idea. (starts slapshotting large sharp rocks at her head) A/67: AAAAAH! (hides behind tarmie)
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It's not me it is just a hologram. (wathing from safe place) So much violence...
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AAAAAAAH! (hides in a tree) Homicidal boyfriend!!!!! Evgeni: i've gotta practice my slapshots on SOMEONE!
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The world would be a much better place if people would start talking instead of figthing.
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Tell HIM that!!!!! (using a large tree branch to defend self) Evgeni: aww... i'm out of pucks and rocks. A/67: really? >=) YARRRRRRRRR!!!! (tackles Evgeni)
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I feel sorry for your pet, he must be suffering a lot.
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He starts it, i just finish it! Hey no hair pulling! (punches him in the shoulder) Evgeni: ouch! >=) (pins her) haha i win. A/67: do not! (knees him in the groin) Evgeni: O_O. you cheated... (on floor curled up in pain) A/67: Victory!!!
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I see...
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(sitting on top of Evgeni who is still curled up) ^_^ you're a comfy chair. Evgeni: get..the hell off me..
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i wish i ahd a byfriend...onyl thing is when somone asks me out my first words are GET THE HELL AWAY FROM YOU YOU SPINELESS LITTLE GIT!
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Yes boyfriends are nice ^_^ they buy you things. Evgeni: against my will. A/67: i lurve you ^_^ (hugs)
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they are just liek slaves!
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And they can reach speeds up to 30 miles per hour! (on Evgeni's back as he skates around) Weeeeee!!!! ^_^ Evgeni: i am so glad none of the guys are around. A/67: you mean them? (points to rest of Evgeni's team laughing at him) Evgeni: great...-_-; A/67: aww they're nice don't be so negative (waves to them) Hockey Players: (laugh harder)
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they are just lealous
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Seriously. None of them have a girlfriend as cool as yours Evgeni! (hugs him, still on his back) Weeeee!!! We should be a figure skating pair! Evgeni: gawd no. you want them to shun me completely!? (points to team)
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