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MMB: it looks like a super hero pose, you know like when they show up to save the day.
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he looks so important...considering this is when he was about to commit suicide..,Sesshomaru remember u practically cried after i saved u?
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what the hell are you talking about woman? I don't cry, and why would I commit suicide?
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* whispers* He's just shy.... 
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You didn't answer my question, and you're annoying me.
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hmm..elves have that tendancy. annoyance. never date an elf. but you CAN date canadians. They're okay. Evgeni: (in russian) random. A/67: you're silly. want some pizza? (hands him pizza randomly) Evgeni: (eating pizza) i rest my case.
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Has anybody ever had canadian bacon?
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I'm a vegetarian (eating a human head) Evgeni: liar. A/67:  (spits out brains) did you just speak english?! Evgeni: no. wait i mean. (in russian) no.
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im not an elf.....my mother is so im half elf........,and i am the 4rth princess of Jurai....i have strange nationalities
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he spoke english! and if your half elf! would that meen we're related? im a elf that turnns into a dog! i like being a dog cause i can kill. otherwise i cant kill.
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(death glares Demonic Angel16) watch where you're going with this... Evgeni: can i play hockey now? A/67: ...YES! ^_^ *gets out fan gear and is completely covered in Evgeni stuff* GOOO!!! *waves flag and cheers* Evgeni: i don't know her i swear. She just follows me around.
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Cool hockey *gets hit in the head with hockey puck* @_@ ouch *falls down*
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Sometimes pucks can be projected into the stands at great speed. If you or someone near you is struck, please locate the first aid station at the back of the arena. Evgeni: you should become a sports announcer. A/67: ^_^
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I thought so... MMB: thought what? Sesshomaru: if you can't pay attention I'm not going to explain it to you.
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All fans in attendence will recieve a free Evgeni t-shirt courtesy of our sponsor, Diet Pepsi. Evgeni: what madness did she come up with now...A/67: get them while they're hot! (holding up t-shirts with a poorly drawn stick figure of Evgeni on the front drawn in sharpie)
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just watches
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MMB: IT'S A MADHOUSE I TELL YOU! A MAADHOOUUSE! -starts randomly quoteing movies-
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i like potatoes they smell like flowers!!!!
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Did you know that peanuts are a good source of iron even though they stain my shirts. 
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I should be a fashion designer. These shirts are HOT! *still giving away Evgeni t-shirts* Evgeni: why is my head shaped like a square? A/67: I'm not Van Gough >=( Evgeni: 
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Sesshomaru_The Dark Being
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hold it iam sesshomaru round here
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Are NOT! *kills immediately* >=( stupid imposter... GET YOUR FREE T-SHIRTS PEOPLE!!! Free Evgeni t-shirts professionally designed by yours truely! ^_^
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seniority rules here. and I am king. MMB: can I be the queen? sesshomaru: no.
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welll shes your girlfriend so she jhas to be
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oooh! canI have a t-shirt named bob??or billefreddyjoe or one with edwrd elrick on it he' not that short in fact I am the same exact height! 5 foot 4!!
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I would be queen cause i'm second oldest! Or maybe chief bartender. yeah. Cheif Bartenter A/67. ^_^ I like it! Evgeni: you're under age A/67: Shhh! (hand over his mouth) nobody has to know.
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sure you can be chief bartender. Just keep the booze coming or the patrons will get rowdy.
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*is giving sesshomaru a evil glare*
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^_^ I'm the Chief Bartender! That's like, geeze, almost king! Evgeni: whatever just gimme a grey goose martini. A/67: umm...(pours beer in a martini glass) Here! ^_^ Evgeni: you have no idea how to be a bartender do you? A/67: nope!
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*sill giving sesshomaru the death glare*
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Mmm...soda. (drinking right out of the tap) Evgeni: (rolls eyes)
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-stares back a collie- MMB: WOOPLAH! -dances on the bar-
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*trows chiken leg at sesshomaru* *still giving death glare*
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-catches chicken leg- and just what is your problem?
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Coming through! Weeeeee!!! (slides across the bar on her stomach and knocks mmb over) sorry!!! ^_^ (giggle) that was fun! (flies off bar and lands head first into a wall) x_x... i should've seen that coming.
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MMB: ow... SLEDDING! -slides across the bar and lands next to A/67-
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(head stuck through the wall) Ahh!! Stuck!!! Gawd this reminds me of the days i was dating Michael. AAAH!! Evgeni: -_-. (finishes off his beer) I'm coming. Somebody get out the jaws of life.
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you mean these? -grins-
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Sure is dusty in here. (sneezes) Help!!! Evgeni: >=) i've got the jaws of life! (kicks her in the butt) A/67: OUCH! Who did that?! >=( Evgeni: some drunk at the bar. Don't worry. I punched him and he went running out. (evil giggle)
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*has had paint all over her eyes since she comented on this pic* face the raff of the chiken leg brother! *throws chiken leg at sesshomaru* dotty:grave robber (a.k.a her brother) put paint on her eyes and now any person thats as tall and has long hair like her brother she is trying to get revange on. and grave robber went to canada and this was permanate paint so this may last a while.-_-
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Help!!! Still stuck in the WALL here! Evgeni: I'm trying! (using her back as a footrest and drinks a soda)
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*walks in sees A/67 stuck* You know what if your not gonna help her I will * pushes Evgeni's feet off starts tugging untill she pops out* There thats better  *grabs a soda and sits down*
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Thanks! ^_^ (slides back behind the bar to serve drinks) You're nice unlike SOME people... Evgeni: i bought you new necklace to replace the one i broke yesterday. A/67: O.o shiny. (puts on pretty ruby necklace) shinyyyy...
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Evgeni: with her as bartender... it probably was. A/67: ^_^ just doing my job. As ALMIGHTY CHIEF BARTENDER! *thunder, lightning* Evgeni: O_o. that was wierd.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *gasps for air* You rock man * grabs a random bottle and drinks it *turns into an elf and hicups* Anyone wanna dance  *turns back into a human*is drunk*
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...who are you? I don't think we've met. -eating the chicken legs collie threw at him-
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hahahhahahhahah *gets cannon* *shoots at a man on the street* hahahhahah i killed him! dont drink it killls your kindneys and it wont clean you blood so u will die
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I'll take my chances. Besides, i can always get a new liver >=) Evgeni: (getting drunk) heh. vodka. A/67: ^_^ this is going to get crazy.
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*hides in her lab with sister and allll their mutants and locks the door (...) times
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hmmm...-mixes sake with coffee and takes a shot of it- O_o woah *cough* heheh...
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Sesshomaru_The Dark Being
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puts hand on tokijin
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*comes out all by herself* coffie?! ! mines! *drinks coffie* mwhahahahhahah sugar! party! whahooo!
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(drinks one of those bright green glow sticks) O.o colorss... (stumbles around) Evgeni: you know, that chemical is toxic. A/67: Okay mom! I like pancakes! Evgeni: -_-.
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Sesshomaru_The Dark Being
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DRAGON STRIKES *everyone*
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MMB: my butt hurts will you kiss it and make it better?
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(Starts hitting Evgeni for no reason) ^_^ You're a funny donkey! Evgeni: (twitch) O_o.
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MMB: He's not a donkey! he's an ass.
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Evgeni: (opens mouth to argue but stops) ... no that's pretty much true. A/67: (hitting Evgeni with a blow up hammer that squeaks when it hits him)
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dark collie:danm you all
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MMB: -gets her inflatable squeaky hammer and starts beating Evgeni with it too-
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Evgeni: (grits teeth, hyperventalates) WHY MUST YOU TORTURE MEEEEEEEE!!!! AAAAAAAH!!! (runs back to Russia) A/67: now look what you did! (hits MMB with hammer) Okay, and maybe i helped. >=) Oh Evgeniiiiii!!!!!! (chases after him)
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MMB: O_o RAWR!! -chases after A/67, hitting her in the head with her hammer-
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Russian: do you have your passport to get into Russia? A/67: OUT OF MY WAY PUNK! (beats him into submission with blow up hammer and chases after Evgeni)
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Sesshomaru_The Dark Being
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hey sesshys got a new tech yall need to see it
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MMB: -gasp- you refered to the great lord sesshomaru as sesshy! You fiend! We must burn him my sister!
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*throws brick at sesshomaru poser*
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Hang on! Don't start without me!!! (trying to get Evgeni out from under a bed by poking him with a broom) Get outta there! Evgeni: NO! A/67: come on boy! Don't be scared! (Poke poke)...-_-. I'm coming!!! (runs with flamethrower in hand) >=)
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MMB: I got the gasoline! -soaks sesshomaru poser with gas-
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*puts dinomate all over*
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(Lights everything up) BWAHHAHAHAHAHAAA!!! >=D Evgeni: (still under bed) A/67: come on! (pokes him with broom) MMB! Go on the other side of the bed so you can catch him when i scare him over to that side! (shoves flamethrower under bed) >=) Im gonna count to 3 and you better be out from under that bed!
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MMB: you could just pull him out. -pulls Evgeni out by his ear-
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a mans ear is the most vonerable part of him. exept the area where the sun dont shine.
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Evgeni: don't even think about pulling my out by THAT! A/67: (grabs his other ear) you are a bad boyfriend! You don't hide under the bed! BAD! No fish sandwich for you tonight! Evgeni: awww... 
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MMB: With sesshomaru it's his nose. You give that a good tap and he stops whatever he's doing.
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Evgeni: (grumbling) A/67: What did you say!!!?? (grabs him by the ear) Evgeni: OWWW!!! >=( I...love you. A/67: i know! ^_^
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dogshave very sensitive noses.
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so do I! puts on dog collar and starts to immatate as many anime charectors with a dog collor!*
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So do sharks. They say that when you get attacked by a shark you should punch it in the nose and it will leave you alone. Evgeni: and then come back later to finish you off. A/67: No! They go away forever! >=(
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must you fight about everything?! 
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MMB: yeah really.
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see you know if things are not going to work out if you fight alll the time.
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Fighting only brings us closer! (hugs him) Evgeni: ^_^ (hugs her) A/67: he starts it. Evgeni: Do not!
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yes you do evgeni! it's always the male's fault.
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make sure sessomaru doesnt hear you but its true. if a girl beat a man the man would feel inferior and go into exile.
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Yes. Males are the world's PROBLEM! Evgeni: Whatever, im going to play hockey. A/67: ^.^ fun! (follows)
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MMB: Oh he already knows it.
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Girl power! okay, no that is stupid. Forget i said that. (jumps on Evgeni's back) weeee! Evgeni: will you get off me? (on the ice) A/67: no! ^_^ Spin me!! spin meeee!!!
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MMB: WHEEE -runs across the ice and falls down- owies!
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Evgeni: -_-. if i spin you once will you leave me alone after that? A/67: Yeah! Now spin me!!! Evgeni: (grabs her hands and whips her around him in circles) A/67: WEEEEEEEEE!!!!
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now if only my brother was as trainable as engvi...
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WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! I'm getting dizzy!!! ^_^ Evgeni: just don't puke on me. That's the last thing i need.
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MMB: help, I've fallen and I can't get uup! whaaa! T.T sesshomaru: big baby. -walks out on the ice without trouble and picks her up-
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no ice no swim!
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Wee! that was fun! ^_^ Evgeni: can you let go of me now? A/67: kay! ^_^ (runs around on the ice) Look! i'm super man! WHOOOOSHHH!!! Evgeni: i swear i don't know who she is. Hockey Players: (laugh)
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MMB: -breaks ice with sledge hammer- Hey, where's the water? How am I supposed to get those dudes to do the polar bear plunge with out at least 5 feet of freezing cold water?!
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i dont know.
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(runs out of control) woaaahhhH!!! (slams into Evgeni and they go flying into the boards) Evgeni: oof...that hurt. A/67: (head stuck through boards) ummm...help? WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING TO ME!!! >=( Evgeni: well at least now you'll stand still. (skates away)
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...umm... *talking in alchemist language with Envy Elric...* ....-_- *in english* sorry...
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MMB: YEEEE! -breaks boards around A/67's head with sledge hammer-
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Evgeni: (sees manager giving MMB an angry look for busting up his ice rink) I am SO not paying to fix that. (skates to the other end of the rink) A/67: AAAAAH! you almost whacked my head off! Haha! it was funny ^_^
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chikens
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MMB: RAARR! -kills the manager and sucks out his blood- mmm yummy..Hey collie, you want my left overs?
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sure 
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Evgeni: great...now we don't have anybody to run the ice rink. No more hockey. >=( A/67: I'll be manager!!! (buys Evgeni's team with the money she stole from his wallet) weeeee!!! Evgeni: We're all going to die.
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can i et the loser players?
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MMB: When I'm through with them.
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Don't touch the hockey players! >=( Then we wouldn't have anyone to play hockey WITH! Then there would be no hockey! Evgeni: i couldn't have said it better. A/67: Why are you still here!!! GET OUT ON THE ICE AND PLAY HOCKEY! Evgeni: well you're cranky. A/67: I AM YOUR MANAGER AND YOU WILL DO WHAT I SAY!!!!! (thunder lightning) Evgeni: O_O (skates away)
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can envi teach fredrick my mutant chiken to play? and my mutant kiwi?
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kiwis and chickens don't have arms. SKATE FASTER!!! (starts throwing rocks at the team so they move faster)
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MMB: KIWWIIIII!!! -glomps the mutant kiwi- My life is complete! ^^ -nuzzles kiwi-
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*sews arms of dead men to them* how about now?
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...that is just creepy. O_O (backs away from collie) Hey guys! I just hired a new coach for the team! Hockey Players: Who? A/67: ME! NOW SKATE!!! (cracks whip)
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*takes arms off
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MMB: kiwi kiwi kiwi ^^ I wuv da kiiwii! -still cuddling the kiwi-
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im glad you like him*
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Hockey Players: gawd Evgeni, your girlfriend is a jerk! Evgeni: (sigh) i know. that's why i like her i guess. A/67: SKATEEEE!!! (cracks whip)
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MMB: ooh ooh can I have him? pleeeese? -puppy eyes-
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yes.
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Being a tyrannical hockey dictator rocks! ^_^ SKATE YOU MORONS! WORK HARDER! I'm not conditioning a bunch of 4th graders here am I?!?!?!!! Hockey Players: (grumble and skate faster)
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are you going to pay them?
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MMB: YEEEE!! My very own kiwii, yay! I'll call hiiim Pecker!
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Hmm...probably a couple dollars a month. Hockey Players: (outraged) WHAT!!!??? (start complaining) Evgeni: I'll take care of it. >=) (grabs A/67 and kisses her) A/67: O_O ... Money for everyone!!! (throws money at them)
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okay...ewww...mushy.... sick and wrong.
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^_^ i liked it. Evgeni: ugh. i agree with collie. A/67: I LURVE you! (hugs him) Evgeni: i love getting paid to play hockey (has a wad of cash in his hand)
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ewwww ewwww ewewew sick mushy and wrong!!
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^_^ It's not gross when you're in LURVEEE!!! (still squeezing Evgeni) Evgeni: whatever...92, 93, 94 (counting money) I'm going to buy an awesome car soon. A/67: Can i drive it!? Pleasseee!
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ewwwewww eweweww
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Evgeni: I am not going to be responsible for putting evil on wheels. A/67: I won't do bad things i promise! (innocent smile) Evgeni: NO!. A/67: Meanie.
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ill drive!
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Evgeni: That's even worse than letting HER drive! (points to A/67) you don't even have hands! A/67: ^_^ i have a motorcycle! (sitting on motorcycle) Evgeni: when did you get that? A/67: >=) the world may never know. (drives in circles around him) Evgeni: -_-.
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i have a giant ary tank!! a/67 want to drive?!
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No thanks, i'm good! ^_^ (still driving in circles around Evgeni on a motorcycle) Evgeni: you are the most annoying being on this earth. A/67: no. that would be Inuyasha. I'm second-most annoying! Evgeni: whatever... -_-. A/67: VROOOMMMM!!!
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*goes to blow up stuff*
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Evgeni: (pushes her and she goes flying off the motorcycle) A/67: OOF! (lands face first into a tree followed by the motorcycle) x_x... Evgeni: oops. O_o. i didn't do it. (leaves)
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i know the per-fect quote for this picture!!! "im king of the world!!!!" thank u *bows*
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(head stuck in tree) AAAAAH! >=( Evgeni when i get out of here you are going to PAY for this!!!
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cheese
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(struggles to get head free) I HATE YOUUU!!! Evgeni: (laughs at her) at least i get some peace for a few hours. (puts on headphones and relaxes on couch) A/67: (screaming at him)
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*pokes engvi with a sharp stick thats on fire*
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Evgeni: OWWW! Why you-!!! (whacks collie with hockey stick sending her flying into the tree next to A/67) A/67: hi ^_^ it smells like maple syrup in here!
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im okay! **breaks hockey sick* danm you engvi!!!!!!!!
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yay! now the hole is big enough to escape! (pulls head out of tree) ^_^ woot! Evgeni: (gets a new hockey stick) ...whatever. A/67: argh. splinters. (starts picking splinters out with a needle)
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*throeds rmains at him*
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Evgeni: ouch! (gets hit in the face with broken stick) A/67: haha! Evgeni: (throws stick at her) A/67: ouch! >=(
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*throws clumps of bugs at engvi*
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Evgeni: >=( (throws a beehive at collie) A/67: that wasn't nice! (hits him) Evgeni: she started it. (pouts) A/67: no she didn't. Evgeni: oh i'm sorry you're right, YOU started it. A/67: ...did not.
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*eats the bees huney and thows it and engvi*
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Evgeni: HAH! (wearing a bee suit) >=D (throws a rotten fish on her) A/67: eww..that thing SMELLS. (grabs gas mask)
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*dumps trash from kitchen on engvi*
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Evgeni: ... (picks collie up and drops her into a huge dumpster full of dirty diapers) A/67: you need a bath. (shoves Evgeni into the shower)
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*goes to the groomers)
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(throwing bars of soap at Evgeni) GET CLEAN YOU FILTHY MAN! Evgeni: Ouch! ACK! (hides behind shower curtain) Get out of the bathroom and give me some peace devil-woman! (slams the door in her face)
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huh where did sesshy go?
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who's sesshy? If it's who i think it is... grrrr. >=( (reving a chainsaw)
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calm down
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I can't calm down when RFG's run rampantly about! YARRRRRR! (attacks RFGs and chops them in little bits with chainsaw)
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......
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YARRRRRR!!! (blasting RFG's with flamethrower) Evgeni: ..she drank a Red Bull. A/67: (flying around) I've got wingsss!!!
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i dont liek peopel with wings..teh seaguls toook my sister...engvi where did the seaguls take my sister?>!
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It's ok, the red bull wore off. Evgeni: i don't know. What's a seagul? A/67: it's a bird you dunce! Evgeni: Hey im a hockey player not a zookeeper.
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where did they take her? i dont knwo..tell me..*looks with blnk white eyes*
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Evgeni: okay im sick of your seaguls and filthy language. (starts speaking in Russian) A/67: well that was a little random. (shrug) (runs around in backyard) weeeeee! ^_^
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i wonder why 2+2=fish...
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The world may never know... Evgeni: (in russian) i wonder if she has an off button (looks for button on A/67)
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mika (my friend:i love a/67 in the non lesbian way cuzz i is married to sasuke. me:i know where you live in a house named bobert
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Yay! I'm loved!!! =D Evgeni: (still looking for off button on A/67) A/67: stop poking me! (shoves Evgeni away)
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*points at Evgeni* he's funny 