Madara: (sighing) Now that we are back, so to speak, in the saddle....I have the assignments for our first mission.
Dr Sanji: Need any organs?
Madara: No, Dr Sanji, we're good....
Deidara: I don't like the way he's standing so close to me..yeah...
Madara: Shut....Up. Now, anyway....to more important matters. The Jinchuriki....
Deidara: um...Madara..yeah
Madara: I SAID...Shut......UP. Now, I've picked out teams and targets. Justin.
Justin: Yeah?
Madara: You're with Kagome. Trying to pair up the good and the lame here...Chuck...You're with Mitt. Deidara, you can go with Mickey - I'll give you the adult target...
Deidara: uh...Madara...yeah...
Madara: What is so ^%$&**&^ important, Deidara?
Deidara: Well...you're gonna yell at me for saying this...yeah...
Dr Sanji: Wanna give any organs?
Madara: we're FINE, Dr Sanji...THANK YOU....Deidara? Please?
Deidara: Well, yeah...its just that the jinchuriki sucking machine....yeah...
Madara: WHAT....(deep breath) about it?
Deidara: Um, yeah....its at the old Akatsuki hideout.....yeah....
Madara: (long, long silence with lots of deep sighs and a long, sharp stair at Deidara): Well, then, Deidara.....I suggest you go get it.
Deidara: Alone?
Madara: No, no...by all means...take Kagome with you.
Deidara: Can't I have Justin?
Justin: I'd love to, but I have a Vogue Party to get to...gotta recharge the ol' Funk Meter.
Madara: Hear that? WE ARE SCREWED WITHOUT JUSTIN AND HIS FUNK METER!!!! NOW TAKE KAGOME AND GO GETTHATJINCHURIKIMACHINEFROMTHEOLDHIDEOUT!!!
Deidara: uh..yeah...
Madara: NOW WHAT?
Deidara: I don't think Konan will just hand it over....yeah...
Madara: THAT'S NOT MY PROBLEM!!!!! YOU FIGURE IT OUT!!!!!!
Deidara: but..yeah...
Madara: GET OUT!!! GO!!!!
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