Maury: ANd the test results came out positive! You are indeed Ebisu Jr.'s father!!

Shino: NOOOOO!!! It was just a one nite stand!!! how can i b the father with one nite?! Ebisu: Honey, Jr. needs a diaper change! I've been doin' it for a long time! It's ur turn! Shino: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!